#muriel rp

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are aziraphel and Crowley ya know… screwing

well....I've seen mr crowley-i mean the demon tightening the screws on his car, but mr aziraphale never helped him

[queerbookbitch]

it would be a very interesting interaction if all my Tumblr blogs were in a room together

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I found this website called "our archive" and I worked in the archives in heaven- I mean before I was a human police officer, so I looked at it

I saw something mentioning mr aziraphale and mr crowley, so i read it(after all, if books are so lovely, surely this other version of them will be just as nice)

and it wasn't bad exactly, it was quite well written, but mr crowley and aziraphale were doing...something

I'm not quite sure what, but it was...something

and so many of them were talking about them doing...whatever it is

they kept using the word "smut"

does anyone know what that means? it isn't in any of mr aziraphales dictionaries

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this is odd

mr crowley and aziraphale went up to one of the rooms in the bookshop, and they sent me to go inspect some humans (which I always do because I am a human police officer) but I realized I forgot my hat in the book shop, and when I came back they were making some...interesting sounds...I'm not quite sure what they were doing.

I thought at first they were in pain, but it didn't sound quite like that. after a little while they came back, and aziraphale was fiddling with his tie, and they seemed to be fine. though now that I think about it, crowley did have some purple ish marks around his neck.

does anyone know what they were doing? were they in danger?

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everyone on wickber street is putting up rainbows and talking about "pride"

I thought that was a sin, but after looking through mr aziraphales books(he has so many on this topic!) it turns out its a human festival about people loving each other and being themselves! which is very strange because some people are saying its a sin, and that The Almighty hates it, which is really weird because no she doesn't

I mean her plan is ineffable but hating on people who want to smush their mouths with someone of the same gender isn't part of it

so...happy pride! (is that what I'm supposed to say? did I do it right?)

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I think I just saw mr crowley-i mean the demon in the alley outside the bookshop

there were a lot of small, furry, and rather dirty creatures crawling all over him

is that something to be expected from a demon? is that what they do after expressing their true feelings to their..um...friends?

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hello inspector constible, i heard you are running the bookstore in A. Z. Fell's absence. you wouldnt happen to be selling any of those books, would you?

oh well...I suppose that is typical for a booksh-

*drunk crowley screaming and wailing*

uh never mind, no books, terribly sorry