#murphy no

[flawedfoxen]

SHOCKING NEWS: Disneyland's Fantasmic Dragon Engulfed In Flames!

It was a shocking performance of Fantasmic tonight at Disneyland when the Maleficent Dragon (affectionately known as Murphy) caught fire as

[survivormoves]

@lcvedher

( sms // hell raiser // sent ): i told you not to use your phone while intoxicated ( sms // hell raiser // sent ): but would you listen to me? nooooo of course not ( sms // hell raiser // sent ): do we need to post a insta pic to prove you’re alive?

[ text ;; sweet ‘n sour ] clarke lbr here u tell me a LOT of things nine out of ten i dont really listen to it.

[ text ;; sweet ‘n sour ] and tbf i was intoxicated i listen even LESS then.

[ text ;; sweet ‘n sour ] r u kiddin me u need to help me set up a picture that looks like im srsly maimed and we need to put that on twitter.

[bighairmonkey]

Every episode of Z Nation where Warren and Murphy appear together.

[aresborrn]

Eh, I wouldn't marry anyone else. Probably just date. *BUT* if you came back, I'd just leave them for you. Aren't I romantic?

         “So... who was it you dated, exactly? I just wanna talk.” 

[damncockroach]

                     “      ai    trigedasleng    ste    nou    foto     ----    huh  ?      ”                self   -   satisfied    grin    splits    across     his    features  ,       pride    radiating    from    him    like    sunlight    .              hours    spent    learning    their    language    upon    the    ring    paid    off   ,       it    seems   .                  hands    bury    in    his    pockets   ,        his    stance    offering    a    relaxed    aura   ,         now    that    the    threat    seems    to    be    under    control  ,       for    now  .           if    she’s    paying    attention  ,       she’ll    be    able    to    hear    the    joke    within    the    words    that    fall    from    his    lips    next    .                                 “      and ,       now    that    i’m    a    nightblood    and    all   ,              i    guess    i    better    start    campaigning    for    heda   ,         right  ?      ”

 @azgedaspy    ♡ ‘d   for   a   starter  .

[thefcllisnowanarchive-blog]

✉: tba.

MURPHY: two year olds can eat full slices of pizza, right?

[imnobodysson]

Murphy: I should have a verse where I'm a zombie.

Me: You mean a zombie apocalypse verse?

Murphy: You heard me the first time.