Nov 8, 2025
I hope everyone is aware that they're in love.
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I hope everyone is aware that they're in love.
On this very merry Murray Monday I’m thinking about Murray and Larry being insufferably cute together! No one, least of all Bret and Jemaine, is safe from their shenanigans! They’ll take every opportunity to make the most mundane of tasks into a competition that inevitably leads to them making out and likely finding the nearest place to fuck. They’re ridiculously adorable and stupid. Oughgh, I love them!
Shout out to @celluloidbroomcloset and @gentlebeardsbarngrill for sharing the love I have for these absolute dorks!
Merry Murrarry Monday! This Murrarry Monday, Larry and Murray get into a bit of an argument when Larry, noticing just how very bitable Murray is, really wants to bite him.
Larry: What do you mean I can't bite you, that's homophobic.
Murray: WHAT?
Larry: Yeah, man, it's like...that's like a hate crime.
Murray: It's a hate crime for you to not be allowed to bite me?
Larry: Well, maybe not a hate crime, but an...a dislike crime. It's a dislike crime.
Murray: I don't think that's very fair, Larry, since I'd be the one being bitten. Seems like a dislike crime to bite someone without their consent.
Larry: I asked for your consent! So if I bit you with your consent, it's a...well, it's not a dislike crime. It's a like crime. Love crime, even.
Murray: Oh. Well that's sort of nice. I mean, if I was going to be bitten, I'd like it to be a love crime.
Larry: Yeah. So can I bite you?
Murray: No! ...OK, just out of curiosity, how hard?
Larry: How hard what?
Murray: Would you bite me? If you could?
Larry: Not hard, man, not hard.
Murray: ....
Larry: OK, really hard.
Jemaine: Can we get out of the car now?
(Credit to @gentlebeardsbarngrill for starting me off on this, and also pointing out that Larry would definitely want to bite Murray.)
Merry Murrarry Monday! This Murrarry Monday, Murray gets a bit irate and does this. Of course, Larry is overcome with lust.
Larry: ...Everyone out! Murray and I need to have a...band meeting.
Jemaine: But we don't need to be here?
Larry: No.
Bret: But we're the band.
Larry: It's not that kind of band meeting.
Jemaine: What kind is it?
Larry: The kind without a band.
Murray: Manager meeting?
Larry: Yes, a very private manager meeting. Meeting of managers. Private meeting of managers in private.
Murray: Managers' privates' meeting...
Bret: What?
Murray: I didn't say anything. You're hearing things again, Bret?
Larry: Band meeting, managers only. GET OUT.
door slams
Jemaine: .....I think they're going to have sex.
Merry Murrarry Monday! This Murrarry Monday, Murray is attempting to write a love song for Larry...
Murray: Leggy…Māori…
Jemaine: That’s a bit racist.
Murray: Why is that a bit racist? He is Māori!
Jemaine: Yeah, but it’s like…exoticizing?
Murray: Well I want it to be erotic! It’s a love song!
Jemaine: EXOTIC.
Murray: He’s also not really leggy. But he does have a nice torso.
Jemaine: Torso-y…
Murray: Torso-y Māori…hair like…something…flowery…
Larry: What’re you doing?
Jemaine: Nothing!
Murray: Drugs!
Larry: Drugs?
Murray: We're writing about…drugs. All the drugs we…do.
Jemaine: So many drugs.
Larry: You don’t do drugs. You don’t even drink.
Murray: You don’t know what I do in my spare time. I could be doing all the drugs! At once!
Larry: …what kind of drugs?
Murray: You wouldn’t have heard of them.
Jemaine: Very exotic.
Larry: Like Viagra?
Murray: Exotic, Larry, not erotic. I don’t do erotic drugs.
Larry: You are an erotic drug.
Murray: ….
Larry: ……
Jemaine: …I’m leaving.
(props to @gentlebeardsbarngrill for "Torso-y Maori...")
Happy Murray Monday to all who celebrate! Have some varying degrees of blurry Murray pics!
Blurry Murray is what Larry calls him after he’s had a few beers and is having a giggle fit! 😂 (thank you @elby3000 for the inspiration for this joke!)
Bonus blurry Larry, Bret and Jemaine to go with blurry Murray:
Merry Murrarry-mas Monday!
Today, Larry has been away for the weekend and so Murray decided to surprise his boyfriend with a lovely dinner upon his return. But when Murray answers the door in an apron and nothing else, Larry just collapses right there and Murray has to call the EMTs:
Larry: He’s trying to kill me.
Murray: I’m not!
Larry: He is! He met me at the door like that! And he’s always being sweet and attentive, and then there’s those gorgeous red curls…
Murray: Electric copper.
Larry: AND JUST LOOK AT HIS ASS. LOOK AT IT!
EMT: …
Murray: …you don’t have to look at it.
Larry: It’s PERFECT. He’s PERFECT.
Murray: Aw, babe.
Larry: Don’t you speak to me, you murderer.
Murray: I'm not a murderer! I was trying to do something spontaneous.
Larry: Yeah, spontaneously murder me!
EMT: Look you seem to be okay now, you should just follow up with you primary physician in the mo—
Murray: No, no, you know what? Get that ungrateful turkey out of here.
Larry: Ungrateful?! I had an aneurysm for you!
Murray: ...You WOULD think that's a good thing!
Larry: Here I am...on the floor, bleeding out—
EMT: That's not what an aneurysm is...
Larry: —because you're as stunning as the moon, and the stars all at once, and what do you do? Try to kick me out!
EMT: No really, you're gonna be fine, I think we're gonna—
Murray: On second thought, leave him here.
Larry: Thank you! Wait—what changed your mind?
Murray: I think it's time I used my special... "stun" move.
EMTs: sliding out the door horrified
Larry: Wait no—don't leave— muffled noises
(Written in collaboration with @gentlebeardsbarngrill!)
On this Murray Monday I’ve come up with a little something:
*Murray is feeling down about being called Ginger Balls yet again*
Murray: *Staring forlornly into the distance*
Larry: Murray what’s wrong?
*Murray doesn’t answer*
Larry: Jemaine, Bret, What’s wrong with Murray? He’s not answering me.
Jemaine: Oh, well he’s upset because that obnoxious Australian called him Ginger Balls.
Bret: Yeah, and that other Australian guy thought it was hilarious. So now he’s just staring. He didn’t even take roll call.
Larry: Hmm, this is serious then.
*Larry goes over to Murray and gently shakes him to get his attention*
Larry: Murray, you alright mate? Idiots got you down?
*Murray silently shakes his head at the first question and nods at the second one*
Larry: Well, I think those morons are just jealous!
Murray: What?
Larry: That’s right, jealous! They don’t have beautiful ginger balls!
Murray: Well no. I suppose that obnoxious guy’s balls would have black hair.
Larry: Yeah, dull without any shine!
Murray: 🤨
Larry: No essence de Murray either!
Murray: I’m not a bloody cologne Larry! *smiles despite himself*
Larry: They’re probably musty and dusty as fuck!
Murray: *starts shaking with laughter*
Larry: Pretty sure the obnoxious guy has something growing down there. And I don’t mean an erection! I’m talking get out the hazmat suits!
Murray: *cackling with laughter has fallen into Larry who kisses him*
Larry: My perfect, beautiful ginger balls!
Murray: Oh, shut up! *kisses Larry back*
Bret and Jemaine immediately leave before the office supplies start flying!
Is this anything? @celluloidbroomcloset @gentlebeardsbarngrill 😂