Merry Murrarry Monday! This Murrarry Monday, Larry and Murray get into a bit of an argument when Larry, noticing just how very bitable Murray is, really wants to bite him.
Larry: What do you mean I can't bite you, that's homophobic.
Murray: WHAT?
Larry: Yeah, man, it's like...that's like a hate crime.
Murray: It's a hate crime for you to not be allowed to bite me?
Larry: Well, maybe not a hate crime, but an...a dislike crime. It's a dislike crime.
Murray: I don't think that's very fair, Larry, since I'd be the one being bitten. Seems like a dislike crime to bite someone without their consent.
Larry: I asked for your consent! So if I bit you with your consent, it's a...well, it's not a dislike crime. It's a like crime. Love crime, even.
Murray: Oh. Well that's sort of nice. I mean, if I was going to be bitten, I'd like it to be a love crime.
Larry: Yeah. So can I bite you?
Murray: No! ...OK, just out of curiosity, how hard?
Larry: How hard what?
Murray: Would you bite me? If you could?
Larry: Not hard, man, not hard.
Murray: ....
Larry: OK, really hard.
Jemaine: Can we get out of the car now?
(Credit to @gentlebeardsbarngrill for starting me off on this, and also pointing out that Larry would definitely want to bite Murray.)
