#murray tag

[jbhostaskblog]

Jack Cake, I appreciate you're existence. That's all :]

Jack: Why thank you very much, kind Mx. (TV STATIC NOISE)! Means a lot to me that someone can truly appreciate cosmic horrors beyond their understanding!!!   Murray: Oh really? You think you’re a cosmic horror? Jack: Tsk tsk tsk, Murray, Murray, Murray- I KNOW I’m a cosmic horror.  Murray: Alright then. Prove it.  Jack: Oh you BET your spuds I will! I’m British, transgender, my joints are nonexistent, I’m off the grid, and I can never die. And that’s only on the surface level. Murray: Hm. Yeah, that is pretty cosmic horror of ya. Jack: YA SEE, ANON?

[oblivonion]

okay Murray (my cat) makes a sound like "meow? meow?! meow??!" when he sees a bird or another cat, and he has this low gravelly meow normally so this is really cute

[oblivonion]

Murray continues to be a really nice cat.

[aragima]

i figured they would just totally remove murray's balls but apparently they go inside and remove the testes out of the sack?? so now he has a little deflated ball sack it's so cute

[aragima]

murr is going to the vet to get snipped wednesday and im literally the saddest anyone has ever been

[aragima]

someone recently pointed out how "weird" i talked to my dog and because i treat him like a person i'd never really noticed it? but since they pointed it out i've been trying to catch myself saying some of that weird shit and here's a few i've noticed in the past two days. (i swear on my life these are real and i'm not making this up. dani can vouch for some of these types of things because she's heard me say them to him. i have a serious problem.)

"when are you gonna start paying for stuff around here?"

"do you wanna watch something on netflix?"

"where are you going?" (i like this one because it's very simple and doesn't seem weird but i'm literally asking a dog where he is going and i ask him this every time he leaves the room)

"if you were a real person i'd marry you."

"i wish you'd decide what you're gonna do with your life." (said when he was standing in the doorway looking like he didn't know which room to go to)

"does it freak you out that i masturbate with you in the room sometimes?"

"do you ever get sad because you don't have a doggy friend to have sex with?"

"i bet you're really sexually frustrated. do you want me to get your balls chopped off?"

"don't you just hate white people?"

[aragima]

taking murray to petsmart was very interesting

he peed on a display of santa plushies which was slightly frustrating but mostly hilarious

and when i stopped by starbucks the girl at the window (who was sooo cute oh my god) fell in love with him and couldn't stop petting him and gave him a cup of whipped cream that he seemed to really like 

so yeah!! now he's happily munching on some xmas treats like his ass didn't ruin tons of dog toy merchandise 

[aragima]

i am taking murray to petsmart to get him some holiday cookies and i stg if he doesnt let me put a santa on him im taking him to the pound