August
(shh just pretend today is August 19)
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In honor of the Reddit commenter who fondly referred to the giant sculpture of a sturgeon in Indian River, Michigan, as “friend-shaped”
fren shaped barbel bearded silver snouted in ways so unvillainous teddy bear eyes he is no ancient creature of bone and muck no river king lake god not even a mascot no he is the town pet he plays fetch and his favorite ball is the moon chase race bonk bap he carries it tonight bright upon his back dips it below the waves bats it sky high shining all the wetter molten moon goatee dripping luck and light patter pitter pitter patter catch it quick upon the tongue make a fishbowl wish oh to be a sturgeon fren oh to be beloved









