Jul 29
...horny thoughts of blowing up by being on the losing end of a kinky mtg game are on the brain now-
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...horny thoughts of blowing up by being on the losing end of a kinky mtg game are on the brain now-
🍻+ “ is there anyone you regret kissing ?” [ 👀 ]
“baby, if you think i’m gonna say you, you’re WRONG. you may have kissed like a fucking koi fish, but i learned a lot about the importance of like… trust and shit. besides, now me and libs more in common than just dna, lmao. anyway, i never regret kissing anyone. it boosts my immune system, pretty soon i’ll be immortal. thanks ashmont!”
yo what's the size of little holden i gotta know for SCIENCE
blue, you really anonymously asked me this question when you could have just texted me, man. HE IS... A TOLL BOI. LIKE STEADY SIX AND A HALF.... GOOD LUCK... WITH BLOWIES, PALS.
Laughing in delight as she rubs her face against your rapidly growing gut, hugging and squeezing what little she can reach of it as best she can while the ice cream dispenser keeps filling you.
"That's it, just like that! Who needs cooling when you have a greedy fatty of a wife, hm~? Such a good girl for me~"
Hammy, jiggly arms shaking as I cling to the dispenser and chugging like my life depends on it, so full of icecream that any thought that isn't growing or wife being chased out of my brain to focus on what matters most...not even brain freeze can slow my floorcracking whaleass down as bellychurns drown out most noises...
...most...If she comes up to my face she can hear one word, muffled behind gallons of icecream but still moaned out on repeat...
"...more, more, more, more, more...~"
Well Blu, it's...not really surprising that you're getting bullied, especially by Addie. You've really let that diet slip lately, I mean, it was perfectly understandable up to 700lbs, it's the bare minimum around here nowadays, but you've gotta be at least triple that size...it's impressive, don't get me wrong, but when even blobs like me and Reina can use you as a bed and cuddle atop you together, things get kinda worrying...
HSHDJFJFHDKFUSHFYHAGDHCCHH
...Mmnghh...d-definitely more than triple...You two still have room to spare on me and I think my butt's cracking the back wall...both of you are terrible influences, hmph-
...Just uhm...ignore the fact I never did say no to any of those extra helpings, a-and uhm...i-is it okay if I ask for cuddles too? I'm a little bit envious and I can't exactly...yknow...
Turns you into the B I G G E S T Girl
W-wait Ziggy c-can we reconsider this you know we end up multiversal around these parts-
The fatter you get the more fattening the food around you gets and lemme tell ya, you are fucking F A T
Mind-melting degrees of impossible immensity inbound, p-probably...softness that I'm barely even able to wrap my head around...
Blu but her weight is whatever the total damage her party deals in a single session. And it's in tons-
...that is uhm. 366 million. From one hit alone.
...if news comes out of a pale mountain suddenly flooding the Pacific y-you know who to blame for this one...mmhhhrrr~