#musicalbeds

[incurableoptimistest1994]

Lmao got up to pee again and the doggos have swapped 😂🐶👍🏻💖 #musicalbeds #mybladderisanasshole (at Llansamlet) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9ArcDcBb-z/?igshid=l01elfj91kzf

[leonardsuniteblog-blog]

♢ Look where we all ended up this morning....again. 5-0 to River! Not that it's a competition or anything. Hmm. Happy Sunday beautiful people ! ♢ ♢ ♢ #musicalbeds #7monthssoon #theleonardfamilyadventures #luladoulalife #birthisamazing #doulalife #birthmatters #birthwithoutfear #women #oxytocinriver #loveriver #focusonlettinggo #relaxationisgold #yogateacher #pregnancyyoga #doulauk #londondoula #mamatobe #upandautumn #yogaforbirth #yogaforlabour #positivebirth #hypnobirth #yoganidra #letitbe  #honestmotherhood #pregnancyhealth #documentingdoulahood #motherthemother  (at Goose Green, East Dulwich)

[calystarose]

Notfic - Avengers AU Steve & Tony adopt the Spider-Child

Bella: I want a story where Tony and Steve accidentally adopt the spider-child. They didn't mean to, it just ~happened. Actually this sounds like it's all on Tony. Calysta: YES!!!!!!!! Calysta: that would be so adorable :D Bella: Tony would insist it wasn't his fault. Calysta: "You just accidentally picked a child up, Tony?" "He just got stuck on my shirt, I didn't notice until it was too late!" Bella: "Did a parent at least give him to you?" "You know I don't like to be handed things, Steve." Bella: "Did you sign anything?" "Probably not?" Calysta: *ring, ring* "Pepper Potts calling, sir." "Uh." "Tony. What. Is. This. Adoption. Paperwork?" Bella: "You said you didn't sign anything!" Bella: "I said I probably didn't!" Calysta: "TONY, THERE IS A SMALL HUMAN ON YOUR CEILING! IS THAT WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR YOUNG?" Bruce: *facepalm* Bella: "Oh god, we've been parents for four minutes and already our son is taking after your bad habits!" Calysta: "Which one of you is gonna be Mama?" "Shut-up, Widow." Bella: "You're not helping. In fact, why don't you go not-help somewhere that isn't my kitchen?" Bella: "SHOULD YOUR YOUNG BE ABLE TO SWING FROM LIGHT FIXTURES, TONY?" Calysta: "Tony, we need to talk about this." "Not now, Pep." Calysta: Steve: *WHISTLES LOUDLY* "You," points at Thor, Bruce and Natasha, "out. Tony, get the baby and go into the den. Pepper, we'll call you later." Bella: "Steve, just remember that we're supposed to be a team!" (You know she says it super fast because she knows someone is about to hang up on her.) Bella: (Also it takes two of them to wrangle Tony) Calysta: (Clint is upstairs teaching Darcy how to shot the crossbow.) Bella: (And then she bangs him like a screen door) Calysta: "JARVIS!" Steve demands as he drags Tony and the baby, "Does he have a name even?" into the den. Bella: "Sir, I have no knowledge of the child's name." "I seem to remember something about 'Peter'. But maybe that was Peanut Butter. Probably not." Calysta: Pepper pops up on the tv screen in the den. "His name is Peter, the family name was Parker. He's an orphan, no known living relatives." "See!" Tony beams at Steve. "Peter!" Bella: "It also says you adopted him from foster care. Tony, how the hell do you end up going to a foster care fundraiser and end up leaving with a baby as a party favour?" "I'm pretty sure that's illegal... but he would fit in the swag bag they gave me for giving the keynote." Bella: (I just picture his little head popping up out of the bag) Calysta: "Tony!" "Steve!" Tony takes his sunglasses off and leans forward, cradling the baby on one arm. "Steve, look at him." Bella: The kid's got huge eyes and he's trying to lick Tony's arc reactor. Yeah, he's Tony's kid alright - meant to be. Calysta: And then the kid, Peter Steve reminds himself, lunges away from Tony's chest right into Steve's lap. Bella: "Fine, he can stay," Steve says. "But you are not spoiling him, Tony." Bella: (meanwhile, Tony already ordered all kinds of shit in the car on the way home, ASAP delivery) Calysta: (hehehe yes!) Calysta: "Wouldn't think of it, dear." Tony smirks, making a mental note to have JARVIS send the delivery men around back Bella: You can't protest things you don't see being delivered! Calysta: Exactly! Bella: AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. BY WHICH I MEAN FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, UNTIL TONY DOES SOMETHING TO PROVE THAT HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE A TEACUP HUMAN IN HIS CARE. Calysta: hahahahahahahaha Calysta: *applauds*