#mutant posting

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do consider Wolverine's interactions with Jean and Scott in the first X-Men movie to be sort of an inverse unicorn hunter scenario. sometimes the unicorn hunts you. aggressively.

[mutant-werewolf]

Okay kinda copying my naming scheme…

- @mutant-zombie

my account’s older I think, so actually you’re copying me

[extremegorse]

my sonic oc. doing the goofy pose. gonna post more about him prob. his name is volt. the tenrec.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Hey boss whats the most insane X-man ship you have

I spent most of my time watching the original X-Trilogy regaling @dykerory with my vision for Sabertooth and Toad retiring from mutant terrorism to run a homosexual bed and breakfast together in Vermont

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tgirl wolverine except her gender expression doesnt change. Canon wolverine just with she/her pronouns.

Logan is a beautiful name for a bisexual butch

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

is it toothy because he likes it like that or is he like lazy and self serving or does he think it’s a technique. but like why

overeager and lacking finesse. he is doing it on purpose a little bit with Scott but Scott doesn't say anything because he's too scared to ask if that's just what it's supposed to feel like when a guy sucks you off. like logically he knows there's no reason it should be different but. what if?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Would Estrogen have saved Scott Summers

not a damn thing could have saved Scott Summers

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I've recently been subjected to the first two X-Men movies and I literally cannot stop thinking about what a shitshow professor x's academy for mutant babies is as an actual school.

there's no way they're accredited, right? there are four teachers (three post-X2, RIP) and three of them were raised by the fourth. you clearly don't need any actual teaching credentials to work there other than a mutation and nepotism. I don't believe any of these people have a degree in the subjects they're teaching, let alone in education or human development. there appears to be a total lack of counseling services available, despite the fact that most of the student body are apparently runaways who all face heavy society discrimination. did Rogue get any support after she was kidnapped and almost killed by Magneto in the first movie or did Xavier just give her brain zappies until she was functional again.

there's no way in hell a "diploma" from the charles xavier institute for genetically anomalous youth is worth anything on a college application. do all of these kids end up having to get a GED if they want to have a prayer of accessing higher education? do they receive any support for that?

also did I mention there are four adults in this entire school. in X2 they all take off on the same night and leave the kids in the care of Logan, a famously unstable man who freaked out and stabbed a student last time he visited. it would have been lethal if it was anyone but Rogue. also in X2 half the student body has to flee in the night in their pajamas with no one to take care of them but a teenage Colossus and the adults just. do not feel the need to follow up on that. because they're busy dealing with the stupid plot du jour.

the entire setup seems like a massive lawsuit waiting to happen; while we the audience obviously know that there's nothing malicious happening to the kids (except for mutant terrorists and trained mercenaries alike regularly infiltrating the school) you have to admit that an unlicensed group home for children, some of whom are very young, masquerading as a school and staffed entirely by people with no real credentials to speak of is a pretty bad look. I think genuinely any parent would have a pretty strong case for a lawsuit here and it wouldn't even necessarily be mutantphobic of them to do it, although of course anyone with an anti-mutant agenda could have a field day here. genuinely I have to assume that the only way they've avoided it this long is Xavier lobotomizing anyone who tries it, which is so cool and normal.