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I have the one and only 24 karat gold knifebubu
Had an evil thought
Guys please hear me out
Mux HCs if that's alright with you
Yeas ofc!
Mux
she/her
Bi. Thinks this and putting her pronouns in her bio absolves that she is a billionaire CEO.
Basically the yass queen slay girl boss girl dinner girl math im just a girl version of some sick fusion of Elon and Bezos.
Nice nails. Big on nail art
Probably has the same sort of rabid army of fans that elon has but it's guys who think they have a chance and like. space techbro esque women.
Sometimes plays with her employees like dolls and plays out little scenarios
Canonically Annoying About Ayn Rand.
Avid reader. Her bookshelves are probably full of crummy self help books and Colleen Hoover-esque shlock.
Keeps plants. Keeps killing them.
Has probably killed half her exes but that's ok ig yass girl slaaaaayyy literalllyyyyy
Individualist and a huuuuge believer in the "pull yourselves up by your bootstraps no I'm not aware that this phrase was coined to be an impossible feat and that it's meant to be sarcastic" school of thought
Will grill her employees for even considering calling in sick but on the rare occasion she gets the sniffles she CANNOT fucking take it she will act like she is dying
Will kill an employee if they have AirPods in. I wonder if anyone will get this reference.
She will, however, also force her employees to dance on MikMok.
Honestly muxxalon hq might as well be a prison.
The parasites are a separate species that have a more symbiotic relationship with Mux's, though it's more like her species is so huge that a horde of the damn things is more like waterweight than anything. She can send them out to eat and in return they will protect her and help do her bidding. And it just so happens Mux's bidding is working themselves to death under space capitalism
And there's plenty of her species they just spread out through the planets and galaxies because one is enough to drain the resources of one area. This is also partially why Muxxalon moves around so much, so that resources in one place aren't exhausted
I hope you can still sleep peacefully knowing there's a thousand megalomaniac play dough blobs out there full of parasitic worms ready to start their own companies and timeshares. as for me, this will prove difficult.
Big on grenades. Was considering Muxxalon brand glitter bombs but alas they never got developed 💔
Out of touch with the working class
Overcomplicated starbucks order. Orders overcomplicated cocktails. Hyperspecific, arbitrary instructions on any possible food service imaginable. And god forbid you get it wrong...
I will once again mention I am playing with the idea of her having dated Giblets. It's like if you took all of Elon and Grimes's traits and shuffled them around between the two with a bit of Besos sprinkled onto Mux for good measure. And if one was a huge bag of unfortunate looking organs and the other was a neurotic little worm. of course. They would be so hilariously dysfunctional.
Would. Would Krimothy be like. Their X AE A-XII? With his Bugsnax sounding sort of name? If he’s their kid and not Giblets x some other worm thang? Does Krimothy just have some half sibling named something like Oobleck Delta Kappa Theta the Twost? The possibilities are endless and increasingly distressing!!!
Going 2 be honest in my mind her concept design(?) and the Mux we got are two different unrelated people. They’re just so different 2 me
Beta!Mux/Scrapped green chick was a weapons dealer-expert-mechanic something for the G3 and left pre-Gatlus invasion for reasons unknown.
Judges HARD when it comes to zodiacs. I just realized how fucked up space zodiacs are because every galaxy solar system etc has different constellations… do you think there’s zodiac conversion charts…
Beefing hard w/ Gurgula on the down low. Mux threw a fit about tracking chips or 5G or something in the translator microbes and she felt so attacked by his reasonable response that his packages have all come late, been lost, or boobytrapped ever since. He is trying his damndest to stop using/buying from Muxxalon but there's such a fucking monopoly on space postage. Every time it's not a brand owned by Muxxalon or something she somehow gets word of it and makes it a mission that he just. doesn't fucking get what he ordered on time.
Needless to say he was ecstatic when the BH got her ass. He is pretty sure that the company won't be crumbling any time soon but hopefully the new CEO is a bit more reasonable. Right?
Right?
Please, God. Let something good happen for once.
I did the character bingo thing with some of my fav Irken Outcasts characters:
Dib(ik he originates from the OG series, but still):
Zib(Same thing with Dib-):
Cik(I love him so fcking much-):
Mux:
Bolt:
Suggest me more Irken Outcasts characters to do this with:)
Doodle of Mux
