if you would be so willing to give me some Graves headcanons? PLEASE🫴
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA plz i live him and yes he will be a good boy in this
sfw/ lots of food hcs also i have more so lemme know if you want more
Phillip Graves Casual Headcanons
He like having his chin scratched
IM NOT SORRY FOR THAT BUT HE DOES
i'm pretty sure this guy is late 30's but stressed as shit so he looks a little older
hes a god on the grill but if you ask him to boil pasta you're house will be on fire
he gets mad when his favorite football team doesn't win and yes it would be alabama
he sounds like he's from South Virgina/Northern Tennessee
he never lived on a farm but he had so many friends that did back in high school
definitely has mommy issues
would be supportive of lgbtqia+ but would 100% not get it
he'd try so hard to remember to use preferred pronouns but he'd fuck up and apologize profusely
knows every single shadow company member
blames himself for every single person that dies on all the missions he's been on
loves those Payday peanut bars
he drinks Diet Coke and Coke Zero
his favorite food is a big ass greasy hamburger with pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard, cheese, ketchup, and onion rings on it with fries on the side
He's lowkey republican with a seasoning of democrat
he hates chicken nuggets but loves alligator nuggets even though they're literally exactly the same thing
will eat deep fried pickles
his favorite color is tan
he wears flesh colored shirts and khaki shorts or button ups and blue jeans depending on the weather
knows how to ride a horse better than george washington
he washes his ass but not his legs
will go weeks not shaving his beard and then he'll feel gross and shave
sneezes like theres a megaphone attached to his nose
if he's sick he acts like he's on his deathbed
listens to old taylor swift music and know all the lyrics to White Horse.