coughs happy birthday kihyun + @ my nct followers i still love you and i prOMISE I’LL WRITE SOME NCT STUFF LATER ON </3
also hugehugehugehugehugehugehugehughugehugehughuge thank you to @jeongmini bc dear lord i wouldnt even have finished this without her
-like fucking murder me with your softness please
-wonho does dumb things so he can see kihyun's face squish up when he smiles
-cotton candy hair duo (as of 20.11.16 ;))))))
-wonho's contact name is probably hoe honestly kihyun has no time for his bullshit
-kihyun's contact name is probably something cute like "baby boy" or "kihyunnie"
-wonho calls kihyun "baby" and "baby boy" to make him blush leave me alonE
-they call each other babe a lot but whenever they're tired they call each other "wonnie" and "kihyunnie"
-one time kihyun got fucking trashed
-he was drunk out of his mind smh
-i mean it was his birthday so iT WAS OK
-wonho had a feeling kihyun was gonna drink way more than he could handle so he decided to be sober that night
-and when they got home, kihyun could barely stand without wonho's help
-he was wobbling and shit oh my god this kid
-so wonho managed to get them to their room and he staRTED TO TUCK KIHYUN IN OH MY GOSH
-and the entire time kihyun was mumbling on about something wonho couldn't quite hear
-and when wonho started to leave to get kihyun a glass of water and aspirin for the morning, kihyun grabbed onto his hand and mumbled something before covering his eyes with his free hand
-"what was that babe? i couldn't hear you"
-kihyun turns even redder than before but wonho pretends not to notice
-"i want... i want you to stay with me"
-wonho feels his lil heart burst because kihyun's voice is so small and timid and aHH
-"i mean... i know i look gross and like im about to throw up any second but please?"
-wonho grins and he just walks over to kihyun to give him a kiss on the forehead before he tells him he'll be right back
-when he comes back with water and aspirin, kihyun's like half asleep and he's in the same position wonho left him in
-and wonho sits on the edge of the bed and kihyun immediately tries to sit up but wonho makes him lay down
-kihyun mumbles something along the lines of "lay down with me please" and wonho realizes he's so whipped oh my god
-wonho lays down with him and kihyun envelops him in a koala hug and he manages to drift off like that but right before he falls asleep wonho whispers "goodnight kihyunnie"
-and that brings the bIGGEST DOPIEST SMILE ON KIHYUN'S FACE
-so you know what this fucker replies with
-it's so quiet and faint but wonho hears it anyway and his heart stops because it's the first time kihyun's told him he loves him and aHHH
-"tell me you love me in the morning, baby"
-wonho says that in the softest voice he's ever heard himself speak and gosh he realizes how in love he is with kihyun
-kihyun likes sneaking in kisses with wonho during the day
-it'll be quick, subtle kisses on the cheek or something
-kihyun never kisses wonho's lips in public
-he's learned his lesson smh
-the one time he presses a quick kiss to wonho's lips, wonho pulled him closer and wouldn't stop kissing him until kihyun ran out of breath and had to push wonho away
-wonho likes it when kihyun's cheeks become a dusty pink when he's embarrassed a lot
-which is one of the reasons he likes kissing kihyun until he can't breathe :))))))) control him
-honestly kihyun probably sits on wonho's lap when they makeout
-"it's not a proper makeout session until you sit on my lap"
-"im going to bite your lip until it bleeds istg wonho"
-their makeout sessions are wild y'all istg
-wonho always initiates it
-kihyun could be sitting on the couch playing something on his phone and wonho'll slowly drag him onto his lap
-and kihyun'll be like "lol w/e"
-but then wonho'll start to kiss the back of kihyun's neck softly and subtly and make him squirm
-"if you don't stop doing that i'll smack you"
-boom ezpz that's how all their makeout sessions start
-kihyun's legs end up on either side of wonho's body and wonho holds him still by gripping his waist half heartedly
-wonho’s hands never stay there anyway
-kihyun likes tangling his fingers in wonho’s hair and pulling on it occasionally
-wonho has a hair pulling kink confirmed
-honestly kihyun puts his hands in wonho’s hair because he doesn’t know where else to put them
-wonho always ends up grabbing kihyun’s thighs bc according to @jeongmini “kihyun’s thicc” sO
-whenever kihyun tries to pull away from the kiss wonho doesnt let him
-kihyun has to tug wonho’s head back by gripping his hair
-and wonho always groans which makes kihyun turn pinker than he already was
-after makeout sessions, kihyun’s cheeks are always dusted with a soft pink and he’s always gasping for air
-wonho finds that so cute goD
-wonho probably likes giving him hickies a lot
-just to make him squirm and whimper
-the amount of times the other boys have walked in on them eating each other’s faces is too mANY
-after that whenever they makeout on the couch, kihyun always mumbles something about the boys seeing them but wonho doesnt give a fuCK BYE
-kihyun in oversized sweaters makes wonho dIE
-thigh highs too probably bYE I WASNT HERE
-im literally like 13 im going to hell
-kihyun probably steals wonho’s clothes and wonho pretends to be mad
-wonho melts whenever kihyun sings
-honestly wonho is so cheesy kihyun wants to stab himself 24/7
-wonho could open his mouth and he’d have that stupid grin on his face every time he’s about to say something cheesy and kihyun would slap a hand over his mouth so quickly like wow ok sonic has competition
-”if you say some dumb pickup line again im going to lock you out of our room and youre gonna have to sleep on the couch”
-”i’ll just sleep with hyungwon”
-”ok you can fiGHT ME RIGHT NOW”
-their height difference isnt even that big but wonho could probably fling kihyun across the room by accident
-he did it like, once bUT IT WASNT ON PURPOSE
-no one knows how it happens
-kihyun has blocked it from his mind
-the only one who remembers it is wonho and if you ask him about it he gets triggered
-”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP HOE”
-”why do i still love you”
-”lol have u seen my abs kihyun”
-kihyun makes sure wonho eats enough
-like, every time they eat together, kihyun gives wonho a major side eye
-”kihyun why are you staring at me like that”
-”*heavy breathing* *sinks into his seat* *whispers* u need to eat more and stay healthy and im worried for your weight”
-”*mr krabs meme* i- i wANT YOUR FOOD”
-”*pterodactyl screeches* NO DONT GIVE ME YOUR FOOD EAT IT”
-kihyun just wants wonho to be hEALTHY
-ok we’ve always seen that gif of kihyun sitting on wonho’s thighs while he does sit-ups and i 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% believe it’s just a normal thing that they do
-the first time they did it, wonho said that “it was for motivation”
-kihyun knew it was bullshit but he went with it anyway
-sometimes when wonho gets close enough to kihyun’s face, kihyun’ll kiss him kiLL ME
-”you call that a sit-up my deceased bunny from 5th grade could do a better sit-up than that”
-”babe dont be like this”
-”my bunny wouldnt use the babe tactic on me, you know why? BECAUSE SHE WASNT A BITCH”
-”ok but your bunny also cant talk”
-”MS WHISKERS LOVED TALKING TO ME”
-wonho ends up kissing kihyun to shut him up
-kihyun pushes him away and says “STOP KISSING ME JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANNA PROPERLY DO A SIT-UP”
-wonho likes it when kihyun sings for him
-he likes the way kihyun’s voice is airy and light in the morning
-and kihyun likes the way wonho’s voice is so rough and low in the morning
-wonho stares at kihyun way too often but he never realizes
-kihyun likes falling asleep on top of wonho
-he likes when their stomachs press together and how he can hear wonho’s heartbeat
-and he feels so safe with wonho’s arms around him
-wonho likes taking kihyun’s phone so he can spam his camera roll with selfies
-jokes on him kihyun saves them all for blackmail :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
-wonho nibbles on kihyun’s cheeks or bites him in random places
-cue kihyun’s screeching to “sTOoOoOooOoOoOoP”
-kihyun is ticklish and wonho takes advantage of that
-whenever wonho tries to go close to kihyun’s neck, kihyun kicks him and runs away
-”dOnT BreATHe oN MY NEcK”
-whenever kihyun falls asleep on wonho, wonho forgets how to breathe and stops moving bc “iM GONNA WAKE HIM UP IF I BREATHE!11!1!!!1!!1!”
-he ends up scooping kihyun up in his arms and tucking him in bed kill me :((((((((((((((
-kihyun takes care of the boys a lot so wonho likes taking care of him in return
-whenever it snows, kihyun acts like a little kiD AHHH
-”wonho!! WONHO LOOK IT’S IMPORTANT”
-whenever the two of them go outside in the winter, kihyun’s cheeks always get red extremely easily
-and whenever it’s really cold, kihyun tends to breathe out from his mouth more often bc his nose is probably stuffy or something
-and it melts wonho’s heart seeing kihyun’s red cheeks and mouth slightly agape like a little kid
-wonho just really likes the feeling of kihyun’s fingers tangling with his own and gosh oh my gosh he loves him so much
-honestly kihyun probably fell in love with wonho during their no.mercy days
-but wonho had had his eye on kihyun for so much longer
-he was passing by the dance practice room and he heard someone singing from the inside
-and at first he was like “wtf why is someone singing in the dance practice room at this hour it’s almost midnight”
-but all he could think about was how fucking pretty the voice singing was
-so he contemplated whether or not he should stay and listen
-spoiler: he stayed and listened!!1!1!!
-he wanted to find out who the voice belonged to but gOD HE’S SO AWKWARD AND IT’S SO WEIRD
-”hey lol i heard u singing and i think im in love”
-MISS HIM WITH THAT BULLSHIT OMG
-he was too busy roasting himself in his head that he didnt notice that the person inside had opened the door
-WONHO HAD A HEART ATTACK
-wonho started mumbling and stuttering
-”no i… i just… nO” AND THEN HE R A N A W A Y
-kihyun didnt even know what the fuck to think so he shrugged it off
-but whenever they crossed paths during their trainee days, wonho would look at him a second longer and blush bye
-when they met during no.mercy kihyun remembered him immediately
-”hey youre that guy that stalked me in the dance practice room!!”
-”I WASNT STALKING YOU I JUST HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY AND I LIKED YOUR VOICE”
-”well youre lucky i like your face or i probably wouldve called the cops by now”
-wow ok smooth kihyun smh
-and at first they were just good friends but kihyun started noticing how sweet and gentle and precious wonho really was and fuCK HE WAS FALLING IN LOVE SHOVE HIM IN FRONT OF A BUS
-DANCE PRACTICES THAT CONSIST OF JUST THE TWO OF THEM
-this is getting too long i need to end this but stan monsta x stan talent stan cute babies who dont know how to live properly i love them