#my audacity

[quaranmine]

i was about to make a post like "i need financial compensation for [insert thing i am trying to figure out at work]" but then i realized that's not right because. because work IS the financial compensation. i very much am receiving adequate financial compensation for this task

well ok. i guess i should stop complaining then

[jamespotterthefirst]

That's it. That's the whole chart for me.

[surferboypizzas]

you know idk why i go into these ask accounts so aggressively because everyone's like "hi! this is my name. wanna be friends?" and the totally real not character person is like "yee!" but i'm like "well hello kind sir, i would lay down my life for you with no hesitation." or "hey!!!! ur stinky." and this keeps happening but i keep repeating it when i could be getting fake hugs from my aromantic awakening/cause for questioning (complimentary) instead

[themoonmothwrites]

Not meaning to be rude, but it’s Olivia COLMAN. Best wishes.

Oh my, nonny, Forgive My Presumption. Perhaps you'll do better than adding the occasional extra E when you've spent the last month and a half sleeping in 2-3 hour shifts with a 2 hour wake up in between. Good for you, Saint Nonny. Be sure to come back and tell me how important it is to spell check random throwaway anecdotes to internet strangers.

[madsdefencesquad]

Girl, I don't even know how you can be THAT FUNNY. Your tags are a masterpiece on their own.

OMG GIRL hahaha thank you for indulging my tag rants and whatever it is that is living in my brain that manifests in there hahaha

[atongueofsilverforyourthighgap]

Cursed of me to believe that some lucky and/poor guy is trying to dom people I’ve been involved with before, and when he asks who their pussy belongs to they throb and get weak because they start thinking of me.

[nadjasolace]

hiiiii :***

hello there <3

[swayamev]

When people ask what's so unbelievable about you here for an instance , i had huge , like huge huge huge crush on this person