naddl

they/she im 22, german; just trying to do my best; most phannie posting has been moved to @butseriouslyimagineit

[official-german-puns]

Unisex? Wo genau findet der statt und wer kommt alles?

[gaybeatles]

the beatles were taking pills that dont exist anymore in hamburg in the 1960s doing faggot karate onstage and beating each others dicks off until their foreskin turned into brisket

[rozieramati]

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[roycohn]

inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:

what's "your" shakespeare play?

hamlet

macbeth

the tempest

merchant of venice

midsummer night's dream

twelfth night

richard iii

othello

julius caesar

king lear

another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)

i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

[upset-to-dead]

Obsessed with Ilya struggling to straddle Shane for a second bc Shane's first instinct after being pushed onto a bed is to spread his legs

[thewinecoloredsea]

I think that’s one of the things that makes heated rivalry really resonate is how unrehearsed (even though we know they rehearsed) it all is. Like they’re bumping into each other, their makeouts aren’t aesthetic, half the time it feels like they’re about to crash into something. Idk, maybe it’s something intimacy scenes are missing, how real it should all feel.

[solarpunkethos]

Hey so young people, if you feel lost about what to do and a little hopeless, TAKE AN INTEREST IN AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OLDER PEOPLE!!!!

Tbh the most rich and informative relationships I have in my life are with cool older people, mostly women in their 60s. They have so much knowledge and perspective. Things that seem enormous and impossible to me, they’ve already lived through. They know.

One of my neighbors had a beautiful garden that I walked my dog by every day. One day, I saw her outside working on it and I stopped to say hello. Now we’re friends: I help her with construction projects and we trade plants, she teaches me about microclimates on her property and invites me to swim. She’s 65 and has really changed the way I view the timeline of my goals (I said I was worried my short story was taking too long to write, I’d spent six weeks on it. She laughed HARD and told me she worked on some of her best pieces for over a decade.)

I took an interest in the composting work of a friend of my mom’s, a woman in her late 60s who is still doing a physical job that she believes in. She’s already taught me so much about how to apply my passion to making money, and how to sniff out a bad opportunity from a good one that deserves my enthusiasm.

I met another neighbor by complimenting his fig tree. He said he’s been growing it for five years, and that another neighbor across the street had one that had been there for 50. He introduced me to her, and now I get baskets of figs when they ripen.

Anyway, the point is that you can find older people everywhere and they’re almost ALWAYS doing something interesting. Or they have a project they’ve worked on for years that is utterly fascinating. Don’t be afraid to ask them about something they’re doing!!! Odds are they’re overjoyed to yap to you about it.

MAKE FRIENDS WITH OLDER PEOPLE!!!!

[anxeious]

[medeapalatyna]

[werter-herr-goethe]

(schaut sich eine polyam dreiecksbeziehung an) okay, und wer von euch ist die maus, wer ist der elefant und wer ist die ente?

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[camilleflyingrotten]

In its right place

[marysblo0d]

What is the point of brining Alicent’s ass all the way to Harrenhal if not to give her gay visions?

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[stupendousnightinspo]

me when I’m a lesbian who was forced to have children as a child and my fated half is getting eaten out and praised by another woman and my daughter is having a breakdown and a child and I’m miles away and the assassin sent with me to kill my son is killed by my son and so I have to kill my son who wants to kiss me to somehow get back to my daughter and I don’t want to kill my son with my own hands but most of all I don’t want my son to kiss me again and my son’s witch lover won’t let me kill my son and won’t let me be gay even in dreams and so I’m trapped with my scary son I tried to kill and a hot 200 yo witch who hates me

[heathersapples]

don't be shy alicent. steal the catspaw dagger from your son. go back to viserys resting place and spit on his grave. curse your father's name for rendering you emotionally unstable. fly away on dragonback with her. do not Be Shy, alicent