#my classmates

[royal-cupidity]

I have another funny story about my engineering class, the same one where that guy knew what ao3 was.

So, we’ve been working on this electrical powered go-kart for about 2 months? Maybe a bit longer? But lately we’ve been sitting ducks for the past few weeks because ALL OF THE APPROVED VENDORS REFUSED TO CONTACT US BACK WITH QOUTES. Which means we haven’t been able to get replacements for our wiring, connectors, or controllers until VERY RECENTLY!!

Anywho, yesterday, our teacher comes in the lab excitedly and says, “Guess what came in guys?”

My poor, poor team says, “The controller? 🥹”

“No, our Disney tickets!”

Which prompted some unamused murmurs.

Now, I was sort of preoccupied trying to attach this piece of loose chain back onto this sprocket on the motor… but the words “Disney Ticket,” scared me because I had NO RECOLLECTION OF EVER HEARING ABOUT THIS???

So after I wash my hands (which were covered in grease) I ask, “Hey uh did we ever sign anything for Disney?”

And for SOME. ODD. REASON.

EVERYBODY IN MY TEAM SAID YES WE DID???

Like now I’m panicking because does that mean I don’t have a ticket? 🥹 Am I going to be some loser sitting in an empty classroom while everyone is at Disney???

After about 10 minutes of straight fear-mongering from my team, I decide to ask our teacher when the field trip is + if I’m included.

Her response was: “Oh yeah of course you’re included! You guys didn’t have to sign anything we just talked about it during class.”

So basically everybody in my team straight up LIED to me 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

The worst part is they all genuinely thought they signed and turned in a slip for Disney.

My teacher then said, “Hey be nice to [Cupid] she’s your guys’ driver, without her you guys can’t enter the competition.”

Anyways uhhh yeah 😼 that’s all I have to say

[kombizz]

Alison My classmate

[br0kenb1rd]

Today my math class argued that the infinite amount of real numbers between 1 and two should be more than the infinite amount of real numbers between 1 and 1.5 but they were both still infinites

"All infinites are equal, but some are more equal than others"-A real quote from this debate

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

my friend just yelled "YOU READ FANFICTION" in a crowded school library

i have to leave the country IMMEDIATELY

ABORT MISSION

THEY KNOW TOO MUCH

[theodorejamisonseville]

“Miss. Smith is actually a really good teacher. She just needs to be nicer to Alvin, but he also has to stop making her mad.”

[rustycottoncandy]

I was drawing in class during the free time we had before our Science (Is it called Science in English? "Experimentals"?) teacher came. The guy who was sitting in front of me turned around to see my drawing.

I was drawing Entrapta from the She-Ra reboot since I still have to figure out how to draw her mask and I really like her design.

He stared at it for a few seconds and asked: "You are drawing Vampirina, right?" then chuckled. I looked at him like "Who the fuck is that?" I told him that the character I was drawing was called Entrapta and he just started laughing at the name and "trying" to pronounce it correctly. Seriously? Second day and I'm already starting to get annoyed by some of my classmates.

I searched the name and apparently, this is Vampirina:

He confused a 30 year old woman with engineer clothes and a really long hair with a 200 (but in human years 6) year old child with really short hair, a very round head and a dress.

Just look at them! They're not even similar!

The only thing they share is some parts of their color palette. The worst part is that I was drawing it with a pencil. A black pencil.

[professionalagentofchaos]

My classmates: Aw, you're so pure!

My ao3 history:

[klodas]

I want a cat :(