#my crack

[veny-many]

I always wondered when I think about Jedi's mobility

Sorry Masters.

[lplantxll]

Hi i brought - this. Im found of them. Text in alt

[iceyvovo]

soooo. what coffee/tea are they all drinking?

Maedhros: Lavender tea. Doesn't actually like it but someone told him it’s good for insomnia. 

Maglor: Hot chocolate. Gives the marshmallows to Caranthir.

Celegorm: Does not need coffee. Everyone actively avoids giving him anything caffeinated for good reason.

Caranthir: Anything black. Not fussy.

Curufin: Espresso at 7am, 9:30, 11:15, and then 1:30pm. Trusts no one to make it other than himself. Coffee bought out is often returned and refunded in full. 

Amrod & Amras: Mocha. 

Finrod: Iced Caramel Soy Latte.

Fingon: Instant coffee. Whatever is cheapest. 

Turgon: Earl Grey Tea. Milk, no sugar. 

Maeglin: Boiled water with a dash of milk.

Feanor: Thinks all coffee is the same and orders “one coffee, thanks” at the counter. No one corrects him.

Fingolfin: English Breakfast. Almond milk because he’s lactose intolerant. 

Finarfin: Jasmine tea.

[perlen-gold]

Melkor: ...so I told Manwë I was really sorry for everything and would try to be a better person and all that stuff. And he actually let me go!

Mairon: What a stupid idiot.

Melkor: Yeah...

Melkor: *secretly texting* "Wifey said no. Sorry bro."

Manwë: *texting back* "DAMMIT MELKOR!!!"

[ursa9909]

Arcane S2 *crack*/headcanon/AU/Rambling/whatever

I want a moment where like everyone is fighting (Post get back together of VI and Cait) and the big bads are an out of control Warwick (plus Singed) and Mel's absolute MILF of a mother.

And then there's Jinx on the ground bleeding bad, Vi protecting her fagainst WW, Sevika protecting Vi, Mel protecting Sevika, and so on and so forth (Echo, Jayce, rest of party are keeping back Ambessa and her troops and try to help without losing the line to Piltover and Zaun to the Noxians).

But WW breaks through and you just have Vi and Jinx, and right as WW is about to destroy the two, Caitlyn just appears and starts fighting WW. No gun, just guts.

WW roars, Caitlyn snarls back and even WW is taken aback (along with a few others, Vi is hopelessly in love).

But anyway, WW and Cait are are in a game of cat and mouse as Cait tries not to get eaten.

Vi's gauntlets are broken again, so in desperation she picks up Cait's gun and hesitates.

Cait tells her to shoot and Vi does, and she misses. But like misses in a thousands miles in an impressive feat of failure when Jinx yanks the rifle away and starts blasting.

There's a temporary truce that Mel is the sole person giving everyone a very disappointed look/lecture. (But it's mostly a tentative truce).

Bonus points: Mel tells everyone to take out all their weapons and one by one you see people begrudgingly take them out of their pockets and all sorts of hiding places. Jinx is pulling out more and finally crosses her arms sure she's beaten everyone when Mel stops in front of Cait.

Cait and Mel have a stair down before the younger woman sighs, pulling out at least five handguns and two more rifles and a slew of yordle traps that no one knows where she got them from (Jinx has some begrudging respect after)

[venyvenyvenven]

Silly Green arrow fam and batfam doodle

[maipareshaan]