#my dad does this

[coolskeleton66]

Obi wan kenobis the type of guy who makes his watch 5 minutes ahead of time so he's always super early.

[freegiftjones]

I am going to bed but I need you to know that Alfred is one of those people who uses the Train setting on a sound machine to sleep

[whitsantos-twinism-truther]

jack abbot the type of dude to just start telling random stories from 30 years ago out of nowhere

ellis and shen usually don’t even realize what’s happening until he’s halfway through, and then they just tune him out

then they hear, “-and that’s why i haven’t had a sip of water in 15 years. hilarious, right?”

[triggerism]

watching a true crime show and saying “how can someone be so horrible!” angrily every few minutes to show that i don’t agree with murder

[ren-tama]

I think Sebastian puts milk in his mashed potatoes.

[dontaskjackbaker]

Can you speak any other languages?

I wish. If I did, I'd be buggin' the kids with it. Speakin' another language and not tellin' them what I'm sayin'!

[post-brahminism]

dont rb

u kno what??? im gonna say it. im so fucking over 1) guy 2) guy streamers 3) ppl who: think its ok to burp into the mic/in the direction of someone. its genuinely so fucking annoying like!!!!!!! cover ur damn mouth!!! say excuse me!!! its LITERALLY the LEAST u can do!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atruedonaldist]

broke: sardines on pizza

woke: sardines in ramen