🚨 OFFICIAL WARNING🚨
FROM SCOOP AND THE TBD
CLASSIFICATION: URGENT - MAXIMUM SECURITY LEVEL
TO ALL AGENTS OF THE TIME BALANCE DEPARTMENT AND SCOOP MEMBERS:
A COSMIC-GRADE ANOMALY has been detected across the timelines. The entity known as SHADOW MILK COOKIE has successfully penetrated multiple realities, causing fractures in the space-time continuum.
The following warnings must be taken with the utmost seriousness:
⚠️SURVIVAL WARNINGS⚠️
1. If you dream of eyes watching you from the shadows, do not ignore it. It is not a dream. Report immediately to the TBD. Do not wait. Do not hesitate. Every second counts.
2. If you hear a voice calling you by a name that is not yours, DO NOT RESPOND. No matter how familiar it sounds. No matter how much you want to believe it's someone you know. It is a trap. Report to the TBD.
3. If you feel someone watching you and you are completely alone in the room, do not stay still. Do not try to reason. Do not try to convince yourself it's your imagination. Run. Report to the TBD.
4. If you see a light that is neither red nor green, move away. Red light means stop. Green light means stay safe. Any other color is a door. And behind that door, he is waiting.
5. If someone you know begins to act strangely, as if they are not themselves, move away. Do not try to reason with them. Do not try to help them. Report to the TBD. They are not your friend. They are not who you think they are.
6. If you see a crack in time, do not approach. Do not try to repair it. Do not try to look to the other side. The cracks are windows. And he can look through them.
7. If you hear laughter in the distance, run. It doesn't matter where. It doesn't matter if you don't know where you're going. Just run. The laughter is the sound of him approaching.
8. If you feel a sharp, sudden pain in your chest, it is not a heart attack. It is him. He is entering. There is no escape. There is no salvation. Only... him.
9. If you see a silhouette in the darkness, do not stop to stare. Do not try to identify who it is. Do not approach. Just move away. Move away as fast as you can.10. If you hear your name in the mouth of someone who should not know it, do not respond. Do not scream. Do not cry. Just keep walking. As if nothing happened. As if you weren't terrified. As if you didn't know he has already found you.
REMEMBER: THE TBD IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU. BUT IT CANNOT PROTECT YOU FROM EVERYTHING.
AND IF YOU SEE THIS...
......IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE.
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WARNING: ¡RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!













