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HEY DUMBASS! IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING???

Uhh... Yeah? The...

WHO GAVE THE FRIDGE LEGS?! THAT WAS LIKE, THE MAIN FRIDGE IN THE BUNKER! MY FOOD WAS IN THERE! DID YOU DO IT?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE?!

-RobCo Employee #127 (GET BACK HERE, REFRIGERATOR! I'M HUNGRY AS A MOTHERFUCKER! YOU'RE NEXT, ANON!)

Me: *defeats Childe for the second time*

Childe:

Me:

Welp I got a personal trainer who’s gonna plan all my meals/supplements/workouts starting Monday sooooo my life is over

What, Mac n' cheese, aren't you supposed to taste good.

I don't understand.

You taste like feet.

Bluh bluh bluh

#my foooood