#my harem

[sacr1ficialang3l]

Dean Winchester/Chris Dollanganger/Willoughby Tucker

[supernumerarianism]

This has been a tumultuous year for my harem, with many changes, some moments of heartbreak, and some milestones.

Unshakable in his role as my legal malewife is Zhang Linghe, who manages to be more gorgeous every day. Unfortunately he’s also quite busy. That would be a big problem if I didn’t have an imaginary mansion full of other men (and a real life, but come on).

Sadly, Luo Yunxi has had to depart from my back courtyard. He was always too sensitive to be a side piece, and lately he’s been taking all of these trips to Chengdu to “check on his parents” and “catch up with his shixiong” but when I asked his parents where he was on WeChat, they said they hadn’t seen him. I wish him all the best. His courtyard was left free for the newest formal concubine: Liu Xueyi!

Long kept as a mistress outside to give my delusional second life some spice, I’ve decided to give this beautiful man an imaginary status in advance of “Against the Current.” He’s already settling in well, though it did take some time to clear out the funko pops and fancy costumes that were left behind when the former resident departed.

Wang Xingyue has also had to leave my harem because his various youthful pursuits in between filming conflicted with time spent in my mansion of delusion, and also because he never learned how to kiss properly no matter how many pointers he was given. I didn’t like the dirty looks everyone gave me when I went to pick him up, either. I’m not *that* old. This left his courtyard free for the addition of someone I’ve kept my eye on for a long time: Chen Xingxu. When I saw his back muscles in the promo for “Love on the Turquoise Land” I knew he needed to be a member of my household, stat, although he’s been incredibly fine since “Goodbye My Princess.” Xuxu enjoys using the ab roller Wang Xingyue forgot to take when he moved out.

Zeng Shunxi is still minding his business and being a good boy in his courtyard as you’d expect from someone with his face and pair of affectionate eyes. But the tattoos should let you know he’s not *that* good. 😏 He tolerates the heat well, too, courtesy of his southern Chinese upbringing. It’s too bad he had to be in Feud. The white wig doesn’t get a lot of playtime.

Promoting Liu Xueyi to formal concubinage gave me a free slot for another mistress. (What can I say—girl’s gotta eat. Girl’s gotta hunt). Running around with Ci Sha takes a lot of energy because he’s in really good shape, but at least he also likes eating pizza and relaxing. I have considerable expertise in both of the latter activities. His smolder is uniquely well-suited to a forbidden imaginary relationship rather than an aboveboard imaginary one.

What will 2026 hold? Will Zhang Linghe manage to tolerate everyone long enough for all of us to watch reruns of the 2026 Spring Festival Gala together, or will he use his expertise and intellect to tamper with the electrical systems and get rid of the others?

Who can say?

[savanaghost]

some text memes feat. me and my 3 fave one piece dilfs

[thescorpioking1983]

Rex Morgan

[gracexgalaxy]

Hi! My name is Grace. I’m 32, bisexual, from Pennsylvania (USA), and absolutely not looking for a relationship.

There’s a lot more about me below if you’re curious!

I like things that have to do with space, nature, unhinged thoughts, emotional regulation, human behavior, animals, crypids, myths, legends, etc. Honestly, I’m pretty open to talk about whatever!

I’m a gamer, but what I play is usually pretty niche (Project Zomboid, anyone?)

This is a sfw blog! Yes, I have boobs! And yes, sometimes you’ll see some of them in pics, but that’s because they just exist!!! I’m not here to help you with your horny problems! 😭

On that same note if you call me babe, baby, or any other iteration of the term I will immediately stop talking to you because it actually annoys me to the point of delirium. It’s an instant mood killer! And I don’t have time for bad vibes!

Anyway back to the fun things…

I’m super interested in astrology! Astronomy is a secondary interest as well.

In astrology, I’m all of this:

•♏️☀️•♑️🌕•♍️⬆️•♏️•♏️•♐️•♏️•♒️•♑️•♑️•♏️•

… and you can absolutely make assumptions about me based on my placements. But then you gotta tell me what they are. That’s the rule, sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

I was a vegetarian for 12 years, and now I’m a pescatarian (honestly though I rarely eat fish.)

Autocorrect works against me to make some pretty funny sentences… so don’t trust anything I say. It’s not me it’s the broken algorithm. You’re welcome.

My Harem: (DM to join!)

The first: @mugsiesposts

The highest: @ricketyjim

[silly-comet]

I ♡ my con stalkers I ♡ being loved unconditionally

[calluna-dekarios-dellamorte]

Not me IRL married to a brown-eyed, dark-haired man (who dotes on me and looks at me lovingly and supports me and promises if he becomes undead I can join him).

[ladycardinalover]

my girl is so pretty 🥰