#my hell brain

[victorywaffles]

me: wow i like this tv show

brain: yeah? how much do you like it?

me: n-no please don’t

brain: let’s only think about this show for the next 7 weeks

[rachbow]

what if we pronounced bill nye the same way we pronounce olivia hye

[lazer-exe]

hello my name is lazer and I literally cannot talk about my feelings in any kind of depth and idk how to feel abt it

[agaggleofgargles]

Me: Wow I’m actually feeling pretty motivated rn I should achieve stuff

My Hell Brain: If you don’t actively play Magic Kingdoms rn you will not be able to get Winnie the Pooh. Is that what you want?? You want to abandon the chubby little cubby?? He hasn’t had enough abandonment in kingdom hearts??? You disgust me. 

[quinintheclouds]

My dumbass brain: let’s light this glowstick on fire!!!

Me, a dumbass: *is surprised when it sparks and spews glowy liquid everywhere”

My brain: ok ok so that was a bad idea but hear me out..

Me: 

My brain: put the glowstick in your mouth

Me: ???

My brain: you gotta

Me:

Me:

Me: ok!!! 

(and yes, I burned my tongue because it was still hot, and yes, it stung because it’s a toxic chemical, and YES, I’m an idiot with a glowing tongue)

[shit-zu]

me: lol what if we stole that

my uncontrollable impulses: do it bitch

me: but i wasn't serious-

my uncontrollable impulses: do it or you're straight

me: well fuck now i gotta

[psychic-winged-turtle]

~Lucy in the sky with diamonds~ on repeat in my head. Only that line. Not even being sung, just said in different tones.

[magicallarynx]

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