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@absolutefantastic89
“Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you and hang them in my room” ❤️
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@absolutefantastic89
“Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you and hang them in my room” ❤️
"My wife the burrito"
-My husband about me 10 minutes after he leaves bed
Husband: What if pee was like molasses?
Me: Then how would you leave the bathroom in a timely manner?
Husband: Drip drop drip drippity drop.