My list of icks in a man (a lot of these are very tongue in cheek, please don’t take them too seriously lol)
Tell me what you agree with and what your icks are!
- if he doesn’t clean up after himself and his room is messy.
- if he doesn’t know how to cook even the most basic of things (understandable if he doesn’t like cooking or doesn’t cook regularly, but if he doesn’t know HOW to cook it’s like… bro that’s a basic life skill. has your mom been cooking for you your whole life???)
- if he drinks fruity cocktails like wtf that’s for girls only.
- in fact, if he drinks at all like wtf drinking is such a girly 💅🏼 activity like why are you getting drunk, please?? stay sober and take care of me when i get drunk with my girlsss.
- if he has a girl best friend and this one is self-explanatory.
- if he dates women half his age like bro are you that afraid of adult women that you have to date someone that much younger than you? like uncle please chill.
- if he types in all lowercase or types stuff like “hehe” or uses emojis like “🥺”
- if he overuses emojis at all it’s an ick tbh.
- if he’s super active on instagram and follows a lot of people 🤮 especially if he follows ig models and posts a lot on his feed. ideally, he shouldn’t even have instagram but if he does have one, he should be inactive and have less than 70 followers.
- if he asks for my snap or ig and not my number.
- if his entire personality revolves around the gym.
- if he’s a disney adult or harry potter adult.
- if he talks to me like i’m one of his boys, saying things like “yo” or “wys” or “fam” or “bro” 🙄
- if he only ever talks about himself and never asks me any questions about myself.
- mansplaining.
- if he refers to dogs as “doggos” and kids as “kiddos”
- there’s a lot more but i feel like a lot of my icks are very obvious so I didn’t include them. just things like not paying on the first date and not being a gentleman and stuff like that lol. So I guess this is the end hehe.
