#my sword

[khranos]

seil and facelulz stuff

[lord-margolotta]

A parcel? For me?

I wonder what it is?

No... I don't think it's one piano, let alone two.

Surprise! It's a sword!

A Kiribatian tebute, to be precise. I suspect it's one that was made specifically to be sold to tourists, because the genuine used-in-warfare ones mostly got destroyed after being used in warfare against colonists. But I could absolutely fuck someone up with this and that is the most important thing!

It is very very light - much lighter than my talwar - which shouldn't be surprising, because it's mostly made of coconut fibre. The sticky-out bits are shark teeth and they are sharp. Like I thought they'd be on a par with cat or dog teeth where sure they're pointy, but most of the damage is from pressure, but nope, I nearly cut my finger on one of them.

I could take out someone's eye so easy with this thing

[the-artistic-jellyfish]

Sword.

I WILL BE AT MY FIRST MEDIEVAL FAIR THIS WEEK-END !!!

[lethalprincess16]

@ultratallstuff is pretty fun to live with :3

[dissociative-tboy]

love looking at my gecko. like hi peanut! #mypeanut

[kallonkutittaja]

I had a gender reveal party/naming ceremony yesterday and I was gifted The Sword of Manhood by @perkeleensimpura

Like the real man that I am, I managed to break it immediately by trying to kill a bunch of streamers. Luckily I had duct tape at hand and now it's good as new. I'm thinking about pimping it a little to give it a real street warrior vibe. I love my sword <3

Here's an extra pic of me and the Sword at a local graveyard

[cloverboyblue]

had a really difficult experience in class today where I was challenged not to talk about my sword #mysword even though my classmates kept making jokes about swords in general and also specifically about my having a sword (the jokes were about me duelling another classmate to the death) (he’s my friend it would be a fun enrichment activity). but I was NOT challenged to not talk about my sword on TUMBLR DOT COM so just so y’all know i have a sword, it’s a carbon-steel longsword with a black hilt (leather wrap), sheath, and blade, and her name is persephone. she is not sharp because i am not a fucking insane person and she’s actually lowkey unusable because i am like genuinely way too short to use a longsword in any way. but she is a beauty

[future-crab]

Huge life update:

Bought a sword.

(at the Ren Fest - I wasn’t just wearing that outfit casually)