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[kallonkutittaja]

The Pillow Prince Of Darkness

1. I like what I like, I think what I think. You don't have to like and think the same things as me, just don't give me grief about it. Block and move on if I annoy you enough and I'll do the same.

2. Not into fandoms or organized religion, both for the same reasons.

3. As far as I'm concerned all queers are siblings and should stop the pointless infighting.

4. Hail Satan! Moon is my mother.

5. Human rights for everyone. Kick a nazi, fuck fascism, free Palestine and Congo and everyone else. The only war worth having is a class war.

6. Kill AI!

7. No patience for any type of fascists, homophobes, transphobes, tme/tma bs, misogynists, misandrists or radfems.

8. This blog is not for kids. That said I don't take any responsibility for what you see on the internet, for I am not your dad.

9. As gay as the day is long & horny on main 🥵 Dm's always open for cuties 😘

10. If you know me in the flesh dimension...no you don't.

Tags

#kallossa kutisee: for original posts in Finnish

#kaltsu in english: for original posts in English

#kaltsun keittiössä: for recipes and other original food posts

#hornyposting: doesn't need an explanation

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[yesornopolls]

is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 1 minute

[prodomius]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[salmiakkisaatana]

Vastaanottaja: [email protected]ö.fi

Lähettäjä: [email protected]

Aihe: Tilauksen peruminen

Hei!

Haluaisin lakkauttaa sopimuksen elimeen kohtu. Tiedän, että se on jatkuva sopimus, mutta olen virallisesti saanut tarpeekseni! Joten ottakaa se pois!!!

Yst. terv.

Salmiakkisaatana

[fymenhera-deactivated20181216]

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

[velken]

[silentlycrazy]

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

[stupid-elf]

Today’s lucky ten thousand! Wait, no… That’s for things that are common knowledge…

With your help, we can make this reach ten thousand people! And then it will, in time, become common knowledge!

[lateiii]

I’ve been doing this since I saw this online years ago, and it really helps. It prevents too much dirt from getting under the band aid, and depending on where your cut is, might help with mobility a tiny bit (which is handy, if you need to draw etc.)

[triibulinekiisu]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[olen-karhu]

Yritin kääntää "Aina saa hävetä" enkuks, mut siihen ei vaan saa sitä samaa syvää häpeän tuntua mikä suomeks, kun sen silleen pettyneenä tuhahtaa.

"One always ends up feeling ashamed" kuullostaa enemmän jonkun englantilaisen herrasmiehen kevyeltä filosofiselta pohdiskelulta, kun syvän synnyinhäpeän pinnan hipaisulta.

"One always gets to be ashamed" ?

"Can't help but always feel ashamed" ?

"Must I always feel ashamed?" ?

"We always end up bringing dishonor onto us" ???

[karvaiset-sankareidet]

Luulen että siitä pitää vaan karsia tavaraa, kääntää tiiviimmäksi ja karsia alkuperäisestä epäolennaista, tyyliin

"Shameful, as always"

"Shameful, as usual."

Ehkä?

[kallonkutittaja]

Itse kun olen aina kuullut sen pidemmän version "aina saa hävetä ja kärsiä" ja siinä on tietynlainen syyttävä sävy nimeämättä tekijää, niin ehdotan muotoa

"always bringing shame and pain upon us/this house"

Sinäkin voit kuulostaa italialaiselta isoäidiltä jo tänään!

(tosin diggaan myös "shameful, as usual (tai as per ushe kuten varmaan ite sanoisin)" lakonisesta sävystä)

[psychotic-gerard]

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

[roguebombshell]

I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.

There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.

And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.

But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.

"Free the Nipple" was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can't is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that's on you.

[badalloc]

Authors don’t have to make their language accessible to you.

They are not obligated to use “easy words” or pander to the lowest common denominator.

They should not feel required to neuter their prose in the name of “accessibility”.

Dictionaries exist. Learning new vocabulary is one of the most wonderful side effects of reading.

(And honestly, language is beautiful. It has evolved through thousands of years of oral and written traditions into something rich and complex. Why would you want to throw out words like susurration or glimmering or viscid? That’s like removing the seasoning from a stew)

[guanomole]

Ne kekkä vetelee moottorisahalla ja ruohonleikkuril jossai päin korttelia pitää ymmärtää että jokkut meistä ottaa päikkäreitä keskellä päivää ikkuna auki!

[triibulinekiisu]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[depsidase]