#my twig

[mundies-treasure-hoard]

The doctors warn me that with my corpulence #mycorpulence

[airlocksandaviaries]

Obsessed with the way my grandma phrased this. 2 inches of rain in. my rain gauge 💦💧#myraingague

[indoorcatboy]

aborted character voice: in another timeline i would’ve loved to influence the narrative

[v0idprince]

I’m so glad they invented ripping up paper. No one is doing it like her. It’s the best most satisfying feeling and also sound and you can do it on a small scale. Minute and also massive. There’s literally nothing else like it. You can do it anywhere! Any time! You can do it for free! You can do it for 100 dollars if you find really expensive paper! It’s all amazing! And if you’re wanting to get really shnasty with it you can do it with cardboard! It’s free! And the cops can’t catch you!!! It’s ripping up paper babey! There’s nothing like it!!!!!!

[bitbytebot]

my secret to doing my T shot as someone who has always been scared of needles is this: get everything ready. find somewhere to sit and set down your supplies.

you are now an action hero patching yourself up in the back room of some vet's office -- uncap the needle with your teeth and get to work! if you make any noise they'll find you.

[ar-guile]

And these are my plants! #myplants :)

[caprinearcanist]

hi guys its me Arthur, this is my twig #mytwig

[gudamor]

Get in the jar Shinji, or Rei will have to do it again.