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Eight Letter Word For Intercourse 

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I scored a bottle of deliciousness. Gonna have to control myself from this point on.

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Self Promo Challenge

Rules:  Post the first line of your last 10 published fics, then tag 10 people.

Thanks for the tag @jchb32273! 

My last 10? WWwweeeeeellll... okay, but I’m going to cheat and just list my last 10 Cullistair fics! And for those that I tag, feel free to participate only if you want to. :) 

1) Cocktails and Cheese - A modern day AU with magic. Alistair is the owner of a cheesy bar in downtown Denerim. Commander Cullen is a police detective from the other side of town. Both men go through the motions of their day-to-day lives, not realizing that something essential is missing. After a chance meeting and some casual flirting; will these two find that little spark of attraction enough to break free from their humdrum existence and lead them down the path towards true happiness?

2) Exactly What I Need - A photo prompt that I ran with. Alistair's not feeling like being jovial with the family. He needs a few minutes alone to reflect. Cullen finds him and won't let him mourn alone.

3) All the Kisses - All different types of Cullistair kisses. Only kisses. Kisses given one - 100 word drabble at a time.

4) Promises, Promises - Cullen and Alistair are roommates at a co-ed Catholic boarding school. But is that all they are?<500 word challenge that I just couldn't pass up!

5) We’re Not in Thedas Anymore - A Cocktails and Cheese / Supernatural Crossover. There are mysterious rifts appearing all over Thedas with demons pouring out causing mass destruction. The Grey Wardens have been hard pressed to keep up with the extra work. Alistair and Cullen take it upon themselves to try to find the cause to save their world once and for all. 

In another world: There are similar portals opening up all over Sioux Falls, South Dakota. It's too much for our band of badass heroins to take on alone, so they call in The Winchesters for backup and to give them another perspective on what the hell is going on. It's all-hands-on-deck as they investigate the dark spawn invading their world.

A strange turn of events land Alistair and Cullen in Sioux Falls with Dean and Castiel. Can they help each other figure out how to save both of their worlds before anything else happens to the people they love?

6) Respecting Identity - Alistair & Cullen have just transferred to a new University and joined a new cheer squad. Fitting in and finding acceptance at a new school may take time. Then again, coming to a simple understanding with their coach, may make this the best year yet.

7) Body-Positive - They were childhood friends, but haven't seen each other in over ten years. Cullen was always the athletic one, Alistair was the goofy nerd that carried around a few extra pounds. Time and experiences change these two long lost friends. When they finally meet again, how will the differences effect their once incredible friendship?

8) All That Matters - King Alistair awaits the Inquisitions arrival. Their visits are always stressful: but not for the reason you might think. Thankfully, Cullen is there to help relieve some of that... frustration.

9) One-Shots in the Cocktails and Cheese Universe - **Bonus Chapters** Within the Cocktails and Cheese universe, but not necessarily within the current story timeline. (timeline events are marked).

10) Hot for Teacher - Alistair has a one night stand with the hot bartender / musician when he first moves to town. Once things settle, he finds out that his one night fling is actually Kieran's teacher. Ooops?!

Tagging @earlgreyer1 @ponticle @cullenlovesmen @ginnyq @gowombat83 @too-many-madcaps @effelants @geekelfie @dragonflies-and-katydids @cullenstairshenanigans 

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Planning my WIP with all the little scenes ideas and good bits I want to include:

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Me: *closes 60 tabs cause surely that’s the reason why-*

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By that rationale, Dean is Cas’ pet.