#cullenstair

[cryptid-jack]

Alright, but Inquisitor Alistair would be a lot of fun 👀

Alistair would tease Cullen relentlessly but the commander would find himself minding it a lot less than he expected >w>

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: I want to protect the golden boys Allister and Cullen, but also ravish them both at the same time

[aurlyn]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters 60 & 61 are now up! The Prologue and Part one of the newest C&C story arc is live! :)

Summary:

After the Mishaps and Misfortunes of Alistair and Cullen's last adventure, I think it's time we give these boys a little break. Don't you? Welcome to Promises and Proposals - a 30+ chapter journey through some well deserved R&R for these boys, with a few surprises thrown in along the way! ;)

Notes:

It's hard to believe it's been three years since I first began this Journey posting in the Cocktails and Cheese universe. FOUR years since the idea itself was born. March 13, 2017 marked the day I introduced the world to a handsome bartender named Alistair, the bashful police detective, Cullen, and the pub known affectionately as Alistair's House of Whine & Cheese!

It may only be March 12th in my little corner of the world, but I'm a little excited. And since I have friends across the pond where it's already the 13th, I'm going to take some liberties.

Happy Birth-a-versary C&C! Lets get this party started. :)

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: I rarely have sex dreams, and I don’t really ship Alistair and Cullen. But I had this one dream. Cullen was holding me back against his chest, whispering filthy encouragement in my ear. Alistair was eating me out, holding my legs apart with a wicked grin on his face, they were both calling me a dirty boy between kisses and laughing at my helplessness. It’s been over a year and I haven’t been able to think of anything hotter than that, it still makes me weak and I still fantasize about it.

[andrastini]

Don’t you worry about the desk, Sera. @cullenappreciationweek

[andrastini]

I did a one minute version of this a couple of weeks ago and have since wanted to do the whole song. So here we are. No plot, no theme no motifs - just good old thirst.

Check out the beautiful mods used here:

https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/2677

https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/2615

https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/2643

https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/2641

[aurlyn]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 55 of Cocktails and Cheese is now up!!! 

[aurlyn]

Self Promo Challenge

Rules:  Post the first line of your last 10 published fics, then tag 10 people.

Thanks for the tag @jchb32273! 

My last 10? WWwweeeeeellll... okay, but I’m going to cheat and just list my last 10 Cullistair fics! And for those that I tag, feel free to participate only if you want to. :) 

1) Cocktails and Cheese - A modern day AU with magic. Alistair is the owner of a cheesy bar in downtown Denerim. Commander Cullen is a police detective from the other side of town. Both men go through the motions of their day-to-day lives, not realizing that something essential is missing. After a chance meeting and some casual flirting; will these two find that little spark of attraction enough to break free from their humdrum existence and lead them down the path towards true happiness?

2) Exactly What I Need - A photo prompt that I ran with. Alistair's not feeling like being jovial with the family. He needs a few minutes alone to reflect. Cullen finds him and won't let him mourn alone.

3) All the Kisses - All different types of Cullistair kisses. Only kisses. Kisses given one - 100 word drabble at a time.

4) Promises, Promises - Cullen and Alistair are roommates at a co-ed Catholic boarding school. But is that all they are?<500 word challenge that I just couldn't pass up!

5) We’re Not in Thedas Anymore - A Cocktails and Cheese / Supernatural Crossover. There are mysterious rifts appearing all over Thedas with demons pouring out causing mass destruction. The Grey Wardens have been hard pressed to keep up with the extra work. Alistair and Cullen take it upon themselves to try to find the cause to save their world once and for all. 

In another world: There are similar portals opening up all over Sioux Falls, South Dakota. It's too much for our band of badass heroins to take on alone, so they call in The Winchesters for backup and to give them another perspective on what the hell is going on. It's all-hands-on-deck as they investigate the dark spawn invading their world.

A strange turn of events land Alistair and Cullen in Sioux Falls with Dean and Castiel. Can they help each other figure out how to save both of their worlds before anything else happens to the people they love?

6) Respecting Identity - Alistair & Cullen have just transferred to a new University and joined a new cheer squad. Fitting in and finding acceptance at a new school may take time. Then again, coming to a simple understanding with their coach, may make this the best year yet.

7) Body-Positive - They were childhood friends, but haven't seen each other in over ten years. Cullen was always the athletic one, Alistair was the goofy nerd that carried around a few extra pounds. Time and experiences change these two long lost friends. When they finally meet again, how will the differences effect their once incredible friendship?

8) All That Matters - King Alistair awaits the Inquisitions arrival. Their visits are always stressful: but not for the reason you might think. Thankfully, Cullen is there to help relieve some of that... frustration.

9) One-Shots in the Cocktails and Cheese Universe - **Bonus Chapters** Within the Cocktails and Cheese universe, but not necessarily within the current story timeline. (timeline events are marked).

10) Hot for Teacher - Alistair has a one night stand with the hot bartender / musician when he first moves to town. Once things settle, he finds out that his one night fling is actually Kieran's teacher. Ooops?!

Tagging @earlgreyer1 @ponticle @cullenlovesmen @ginnyq @gowombat83 @too-many-madcaps @effelants @geekelfie @dragonflies-and-katydids @cullenstairshenanigans