I have been happily looking at my birthday crabs present box on my dash for a solid month and a half and it makes me very happy and also now seems like a good time to actually answer the ask and publicly say THANK YOU I LOVE THEM ALREADY (also amazing Gimli reference, 10/10 no notes)
Choose five OTPs without looking at the questions first, then tag five people.
Got tagged by slythatheart
1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?
Basically when I joined tumblr - DEFINITELY before I watched the show. That's what happens with popular ships on shows you don't watch right away! haha
2. Have you ever read fan fiction about 2?
Oh yes. Quite a bit of fanfiction. It's easy to find!
3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?
Nope.
4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
Well, since they're not actually together ... :P But if they were to break up their friendship, I would definitely cry. A lot. They make a fantastic team and really bring out the best in each other.
5. Why is 1 so important?
This ship means the world to me. It's the only ship I've ever written for, and it's brought me my closest tumblr friends. :) These guys are about redemption, second chances, and finding the best in people. I ship them harder than anything else!!
6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?
Although they sometimes provide Grey's Anatomy with some comic relief, they're pretty damn serious. :)
7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
If I didn't think they had chemistry, I wouldn't ship them! But ... probably Johnlock (based on actual canon material) or Smythofsky (based on canon + headcanons and fanfiction).
8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
I mean, John and Sherlock have literally killed for each other. So ... that one.
9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?
Basically always. I keep up with this show better than some of my actual obligations. :P I'm in WAY too deep to quit now!!
10. Which ship lasted the longest?
Klaine, I think? Klaine and Jolex are the only official canon couples, so that narrows the choices!
11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?
Never. But they've never gotten together either. So there's that. :P
12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?
Johnlock. Both John and Sherlock have actual relevant experience. Seb and Dave wouldn't last NEARLY as long (although they have potential to do decently well for a while).
13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
YES. When there were new hospital rules about attendings dating interns. They even staged a huge fake break-up and it was super cute.
14. Is 5 still together?
As together as they've ever been, I suppose!
15. Is 1 canon?
That's such a tricky question .... I can manipulate my headcanon well enough to stick with yes (although it was easier before last week. :P).
16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?
Probably Johnlock. John has military experience, Sherlock can figure out everyone else's weaknesses (and probably take them down in combat, too) ... The others don't stand a chance, in comparison.
17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?
Kind of, I suppose? Parts of the fandom got pretty anti-Sterek for a while. But it's hard to "sabotage" a non-canon ship. haha
18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?
"Smythofsky. Like seriously, I will go down with this ship, but if that happens I’m taking others down with me." -Sammy said it perfectly. I love the others, but there is no force strong enough to take Smythofsky from me. Absolutely nothing.
19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?
Yep. They've got some high-quality stuff!
20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which would it be?
Sterek. It's the least personal for me, and I can see both of them being happy with other people.
I see how it is…tag czar-chasm instead of me to represent Waldorf on the Tumblrs…………. *Sob* Also, your answer about your cul-de-sac made me have feelings. Cause it will always be the FITZGERALD cul-de-sac to me. *Gross sobbing*
AAAH YES NO I TAG YOU TOO I KNEW I FORGOT SOMEONE SUPER IMPORTANT HERE I'M GOING TO GO BACK AND EDIT IT SO YOU'RE TAGGED.
And yeah, I have lots of feelings, too .... When I'm rich, I'm totally buying my house back, fyi.
ok now that I know marvelificent and mydeargreen both listen to night vale maybe once I get home I can invite them over and we can listen to the debate