#mydescriptions

[cherrywillow]

I will block everyone that comes to my page to complain. I am not a visual artist I'm a writer. This turns my ordinary boring life a bit brighter. And if I want something real I will hire an artist to make it but until then leave me and my blog alone.

For those who are enjoying them just cuz they are Dragon Queen awesome glad you like them steal them re-make them take them as a launching point or idea for your own art.

[youhearstatic]

Bitsy sent this tweet to me followed by:

Bitsy: you KNOW lup sent this to Barry and is like

Bitsy: I call the burger chair

Bitsy: Barry totally goes into the pinup pose and says "Draw me like one of your French Girls" and lup just loses her entire shit

Bitsy: wait

Bitsy: wait

Bitsy: hold on

Bitsy: Draw me like one of your French's Mustard Girls

So of course I went and begged our friendly neighborhood Herbgerblin to do a shitpost sketch for us of this idea since neither of us can draw. She was kind enough to take the commission and provide us with this GLORIOUS IMAGE.

[Start first description: The first image is a screenshot of a tweet from @ g3m4iqlt with the text "the sexual tension between us as you playfull lounge on the hot dog sofa while I sip brandy and smile at you from the burger chair" and showing two catalgue images of furniture. The first is a sofa that looks like a hot dog and the second a chair that looks like a hamburger. End first description.]

[Start second description: A digitally sketched image showing Barry lounged across the hot dog sofa. He's a heavyset human with pale skin, short hair greying at the temples, and glasses. He is posed on the couch naked with a cushion shaped like a slice of tomato in front of his hips. A word balloon shows him saying "Draw me like one of your French's Mustard Girls" End second description.]

[youhearstatic]

Yay! Got the Barry and Lup I commissioned from @ilovecathtates2!!

[Start description: A digital drawing of Barry Bluejeans and Lup from The Adventure Zone: Balance. Barry is a pale skinned, older human with dark hair greying at the temples, thick black horn rim glasses, wearing a white long sleeved button up shirt. Lup is a medium brown skinned elf with long dark hair in loose curls down her back, pointed ears, and wearing a dark read short sleeved shirt. They have their arms around one another and are looking into each others eyes. End description.]

[youhearstatic]

Pardon the terrible literal screen shot (complete with reflection) but I needed to save and share this image that struck me as crystal Kravitz and red robe Barry just hanging out in a kid’s drawing.

From the game “Faith” found here. 

[Start description: A picture of a screen showing a very retro 8bit style drawing featuring a shadowy figure with long spindly limbs and fingers, reminiscent of the version of crystal construct version of Kravitz from Crystal Kingdom. Next to the figure is a red robed figure with its arms raised. A child’s version of the sun as a big yellow ball with yellow ray lines surrounding it is above them in the sky. End description.]

[youhearstatic]

this post and this post coming together to make me realize this is a McElroy Look™

[Start description: A screenshot of two Tumblr posts - the first showing a pumpkin carved to look like The Final Pam (called The Final Pampkin) from Monster Factory and the second showing fanart of Indrid Cold from TAZ Amnesty. Both have sharp, angular faces with sharp chins, short hair, and enormous round glasses. End description.]

[youhearstatic]

[Start description: A photograph of a golden yellow mongoose standing on a tree stump. The animal has sleek yellow fur, a red nose, and red-brown eyes. It’s tiny claws are on the edge of the stump. End description.]