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I'm trying to think of a pet name for my bf, any suggestions?

ass sucker

Your crush sounds fantastic, I got things go well for you guys :)

He's fun. And if nothing else, I get a handyman and free massages and good morning texts that make me smile; and he gets a constant supply of fresh baked goods and home cooked meals and life advice. So it's a good trade-off.

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I'm actually having a slumber party and were watching Mrs. Doubtfire.

what do u mean this isn't an actual slumber party

i've never heard of that movie let me google //cue the music that plays when you call companies that put you on hold for 6 hours//

ooh robin williams is in it and it's supposed to be really funny. can you confirm that, do you like it? do you realise you're at two slumber parties at the same time right now?

it's a party

#sleepover #answered #mydogcerberus

mydogcerberus replied to your post: why do ya’ll never talk to me

idk, we should though

YES YOU SHOULD I'M ONLY 60% MEAN

#mydogcerberus #this is your captain speaking

if I eye to date you if take you to the park on a really nice day and have a nice picnic with you while we watch marvel movies and fangirl and make terrible marvel pun jokes & head back home to finish movie marathon (no one wants a laptop to die) :)

omg yes because imagine us crying and screaming at the laptop in the middle of the park

also yes puns i love puns i can die over puns ok

though i'm terrible at making them

drop an “if i were dating you…”

#ask games for ts #mydogcerberus #asks