#myirredeemable

[nextstopwonderland]

myirredeemable replied to your post:dan/tazer cop au teaser

Awesome! How did Dan know that Jonny has a thing for guys in flip flops! He seems such a NICE guy. Can’t wait for more and am soooo pleased the prompt was inspirational :D

i didn't even realize i did that with the flip-flop thing, loool. Dan is def a sweetie. And yay! You may get all of this tonight, actually, so stay tuned! 

[nextstopwonderland]

myirredeemable reblogged your post and added:

OMG monalisasnmadhatters wrote my prompt!! Thank...

so glad you liked it!! :D 

[nextstopwonderland]

How about #38 Jonny / Dan?

The last time Johnny got a speeding ticket was in Chicago and even being the Captain of the Blackhawks hadn’t gotten him out of it, so it’s not like he’s expecting any special treatment when the lights start flashing behind him just because he’s back home and brought the Stanley Cup with him. For the second time. 

"License and registration, sir." 

Johnny nods and leans over to his glove box. “Sorry, officer, I didn’t realize how fast I was going.” 

Johnny uses his best Good Student voice that all his teachers used to love. It only makes this guy laugh. 

"Yeah, I’m sure you’re riding high after that win still." 

Johnny looks up at him and oh, wow. Hot. Damn hot. 

He flashes his best coy smile, the one he’s flat out told interviews the ‘girls’ like, except no one knows he really only cares about using it on guys. “You a fan, officer?” 

The guy — Johnny squints at his nameplate ‘Officer Watt’ — snorts. “I prefer to support local teams, but, well. You’re good for Canada.” 

Johnny laughs. “Well, thanks.” 

Officer Watt’s glancing at his license and then looking at Johnny from beneath his eyelashes. Johnny’s throat goes a little dry. 

"Yeah, seriously, sorry about this. Changes in speed limits fuck me up sometimes when I’m back home." 

"I’ll bet," he snorts, pausing to regard Johnny before handing him his items back. "Here, don’t worry about it." 

Johnny smiles up at him, purely genuine this time and feels his breath catch a little when the guy smiles back, openly.

They’re caught in a stare that Johnny can’t seem to look away from until he forces himself to clear his throat and say, “Hey, thanks. Um, can buy you a drink when you’re off duty? Show my appreciation?” 

"Meet me at Earls at 10?" 

Johnny nearly swallows his tongue. He honestly expected a brush off or like, a reprimand for propositioning an officer while on duty. 

"Yeah, absolutely… you got a first name, Officer Watt?" 

He smiles, taping the hood of Johnny’s car. “Yep,” before walking back to his car. Johnny watches him in the drivers side mirror, mouth a little open.

Oh it is on. 

[somewhatstacey]

I need a Failwolf fic where Stiles gets stuck down a well and Derek has to go for help but everyone he asks thinks he's practicing dog jokes to impress Stiles

My brain is not cooperating on this prompt but holy motherfucking hell, I needed to post it anyway because the sound I made upon reading it was not even slightly human.

[somewhatstacey]

Just wondering if you or any of your writing buddies would be interested in writing for stage. I'm looking for the next piece for my theatre co to produce next Mar/Apr. 90-150 mins. Ideally including lots of plot twists, suspense and surprise, some love interest (up to R16) and no gender stereotypes. Fantasy or sci-fi setting would be amazing but not holding out for that. Would want to workshop/polish script with author. Theatre collective usually operates on profit share basis. Pls share...

Booooost! I have a bazillion-and-one projects already on the go but perhaps follower peeps would like to get in on this?

[wolftraps]

myirredeemable replied to your post:“Despite what anyone else may say, they don’t fight much. Or at all...”

Thanks! Perfect length to read while mug of tea is brewing in the kitchen at work. Nothing like some Sterek porn to help you gain a bit of perspective on work :)

Of course, of course. Anything to help the day pass. ;D

[wolftraps]

OK :) Stiles is a travel agent and Derek just wants to buy a ticket out of this place...

Stiles suggests the Badlands, or maybe the Dead Sea. Death Valley? No? How about checking out an elephant graveyard in Africa? The catacombs? On and on, he lists tombs and sites of catastrophes and unfortunately named places until Derek threatens to punch him.

Then Stiles is like "Or you could just come back to my place."

[somewhatstacey]

wolfwrecked answered: Oh man, you /have/ to go via Lake Tekapo, that whole road drive is stunning. Fuck man, Central Otago is my JAM, we wnt bck & got wed there

I'm ah...not that great with scenery? Like, I'm 100000% sure I'm gonna be blown away when I get over there and see all the LotR-esque landscape but then I'm also 100000% sure I'll be looking for the nearest bar within about an hour.

I'M SORRY I'M NOT GOOD WITH NATURE

myirredeemable answered: right now, snowboarding is good, Southern Alps look amazing if you can afford a scenic flight. Last night was -7 degrees so warm clothing!!

I'm going snow boarding in Queenstown, yiss! I'm not gonna say I'm gonna die but I'M TOTALLY GONNA DIE.

deciduousness answered: Take a bus?

I'm looking at that option, yah, I just need to figure out where to stop/settle along the way.