#mylemonginger

[chickpeamcb]

So, all your art of Elias with the Earring(tm) inspired me to write a fic where he almost has it ripped out because he's being a smug asshole. Thank you for the inspiration, here it is if you wanna read it lmao-- archiveofourown. org/works/23351662

This is very cool

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

you say "jon loves being picked up by martin", i raise you, Martin defuses little petty things by just picking up Jon and removing him from situations. Martin says "HEY it was my turn to do the dishes! get out of here!" and when Jon insists, Martin just picks him up and plops him on the couch and then goes back to the kitchen.

I SEE THAT AND I RAISE YOU:

Martin picking Jon up to diffuse BIG situations

Jonah: Evil monologuing

Jon: terrified and magically unable to leave

Martin: Okay that’s enough *picks up still frozen Jon and walks off*

Jonah, who’s Jon’s height: Wait no, you can’t do that!!!

Alternatively: Jon fights back because he WILL do the dishes Martin, really, let me do nice things for you once in a while (It’s been every night this week Jon!! It’s fine!)

Martin: *plops Jon down on the couch*

Jon: *climbs over the couch and makes a flying leap, landing on Martin’s back*

Martin: !!!! Jon I will body slam you into the couch

Jon: You wash I dry?

Martin, lying down on the couch on top of Jon: No, it’s my turn

Jon, positively purring: Cuddle with me first?

Martin, suspecting nothing: Fine. Five minutes *yawns*

Jon, grin splitting across his face: *starts playing with Martin’s hair ever so gently*

15 minutes later: 

Martin: Hm?

Jon: Ready for bed sweetheart?

Martin, snapping fully awake: Did you--

Jon, giggling: I finished the dishes :)

Martin: JON 

Martin: THAT WAS EVIL

[agnesmontague]

Hey, I hope I don't come off as a huge asshole or a buzzkill, but I just wanted to voice that I don't think it's a great idea to be making coronavirus jokes and references into the TMA fandom. I get that it's easy to relate TMA stuff to pretty much every aspect of real life, but with COVID-19 being a huge issue that IS affecting many people worldwide, I don't think it's very respectful to use this current event for a fandom reference.

heya, thanks for not being an asshole about it. i figured someone would throw a message my way about this along these lines, and it’s not that i don’t get the concern here, but it’s also true that i currently live in the third (formerly second) most affected country in the world by covid19 and making tma jokes about it is my own way of coping with the stress that comes from, among many other things, the constant confinement and isolation that has been in order for us for over a month now. rest assured that i am fully aware of the implications of a pandemic that targeted my country before basically the rest of the entire world. if you still think the joke is in poor taste (and you definitely might), do feel free to block the individual post (if you have xkit) or take any other measures you might find necessary. thanks for reaching out!

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Boss Leader for the homestuck thing? O:

Boss Leader is the Witch of Void. Void players see potential in emptiness, and I see this in Boss Leader making sleep a valuable opportunity to collaborate with agents. She takes sleep, which generally is a time where nothing can be done but rest, and turns it into something useful (useful for her, at least). Witches manipulate their Aspect, and Boss Leader definitely uses sleep for her own purposes. Furthermore, she manipulates others by manipulating Void, and she manipulates the laws of physics, as Witches are known to do, in her dream space.

She resides on the Land of Night and Runes.

-Mod Ani

[felidthing]

fun fact about that bear: his name is Otis and he won the Fat Bear Week title in 2016, 2017, and 2021. He once ate 42 salmon in one sitting. A wonderful role model tbh.

oh hell yes bear lore. i love that you chose an especially fitting bear for my salmon post. i aspire to one day eat 42 salmon in one sitting

[varyathevillain]

2, 5, and 7 for the TMA ask meme :3

thank you very much ♥ from this ask meme:

2. Who is the character you love to hate?I know that most of the fandom is answering ‘ELIAS BOUCHARD!!!11! WHO ELSE’ in relation to this question, but. come on. it’s obviously Mary Keay. what a-- she’s a bitch. a cool bitch, but what she’s done to people around her, and specifically her family? oh, do I have a bone to pick with her. hehe.

5. Who is the character you liked at first but grew to dislike OR who you didn’t like at first but they grew on you?hm. gotta say that for the first that’d be Georgie, initially? I certainly was very ‘???’ about her in season 4, but then it hit me through what she’s been the past months, and I came back around to loving her again. aaaaaand Jon grew on me! I didn’t like Jon at first, but I feel like it’d be crazy to not dislike him even a tiny bit at the beginning of podcast. if we’re including fanon and how I’ve changed through the first part of hiatus, also include Peter Lukas.

7. Which character would be the most fun to spend a day with? (bonus: what would you do?)Sasha James because that would let me get her away from TMA universe, and she’s just wonderful. if we’re not allowing ‘dead’ characters, well... Simon Fairchild, I suppose. he’s gonna rethink his opinions on rollercoasters after me ;’D

send me an ask!!

[thatsmimi]

43! for the spotify meme

THREE SONGS ASK SET (ask me)

Finishing Something You Worked Really Hard On -- Lullatone

I only listen to this song when i finish sth i worked really hard on? which is quite frequently apparently

something about it feels very NITW-y... and it’s a vibe i always loved and find comfort in! good tune

[mocksart]

I really liked your TMA Elias Bastard Playlist. However, after hearing the Lemon Demon song, all I can think of is Tim (and eventually more of thr archive staff) glowering at Elias and saying "okay DAD" anytime he requests any task

thank you that is exactly the mental image i was trying to conjure