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Varya, 30, Russian surviving in fascist country, queer, they/them, multifandom blog. Somewhat active gamer, writer; lately Rusty Quill Gaming fan first, everything else second. There's NSFW content in the likes! Be careful. icon art by @barrysmullet, header by @lxdymaria, music on desktop is by @jonfreaknvegan, Griffin McElroy and Carly Rae Jepsen

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[vaspider]

It’s February and we are nearly halfway there, y'all. Keep this shit going.

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

[spaghettithighs]

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

This Year - The Mountain Goats

Mandatory New Year’s post.

[fivestarcunt]

I genuinely believe this says more than any personality test

Where are you in your sibling birth order

Only child

Oldest of 2

Youngest of 2

Oldest of 3

Middle of 3

Youngest of 3

Oldest of 4+

Middle of 4+

Youngest of 4+

Voting ended onJan 4

[slavicafire]

in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.

[varyathevillain]

not enough people in the Dispatch tag want to fuck that old man, and I am so sorely disappointed in almost all of them

[tunnelsnacks]

Hey do you wanna pay 60 American dollars to play fallout 4 in 2025?

[itsapmseymour]

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

[itsapmseymour]

[roseverdict]

So it’s settled? When November 2 rolls around, we’re all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

[kazooyah]

no we’re gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

[xxtc-96xx]

Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[laurassecretlife]

i’m queueing this for next year

[finchjpeg]

Its nowvember

[crabussy]

what do you call this?

footpath (aotearoa)

pavement (aotearoa

footpath (australia)

pavement (australia

footpath (other country)

pavement (other country)

other word??? (other country)

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

JOKE POST. THIS IS A JOKE POST. I INTENTIONALLY DID NOT INCLUDE SIDEWALK AS AN OPTION. THIS IS A CHEEKY REFERENCE TO THE WAY A LOT OF POLLS I SEE ARE CENTRED AROUND NORTH AMERICA AND LACK OPTIONS RELATING TO ANY OTHER COUNTRY TO THE POINT OF IT BEING COMEDIC. everyone going "you mean the fucking sidewalk??" youuuu. have missed the joke. I am very sorry to say. thank you guys please leave funny tags on this post instead of the same thing over and over. hope you are all thriving flourishing in your lane. love you

[iliyad]

this is the funniest post of all time on this godforsaken site everyone else can pack up and go home

[red-maiden]

the first boss...

buying the fucking game

[varyathevillain]

oh what the hell.

my blog is so old it itself can blog on Tumblr.

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever been sent hate on tumblr? Can be anything from nasty replies to smear campaigns (im curious because I had to delete a post because people were being vile in the comments)

Have you ever been sent hate on tumblr?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[varyathevillain]

five things I like about myself

@koscheyyy tagged me in this flashmob to make a list of personal traits. and, well. maybe I do need a pick me up after irl bullshit.

Rules: If you answer this, you must answer with 5 things you like about yourself.

I enjoy how my writing keeps getting better with each day. you all don't see a lot of my writing, especially outside of fandoms, but I have been working on it for myself, and I am enjoying that both experience and learning are working together towards making me a better writer.

my voice is getting better. it's not at a point where I am entirely happy with it, but I genuinely like how it sounds now, instead of tolerating it or feeling like it isn't mine.

I take care of my people. I may have trouble expressing it, but I love the fact that everyone in my closest circle who knows me? also knows that I am on their side, in all the ways that are important, and that, so far, wasn't taken advantage of.

I am really happy that my hands now finally show the wear and tear of my work. I know aging is horrible and all, but the way the world didn't leave a mark on me physically fucked me up mentally, and now I am proud of showing off my small scars, burns and such that come from cooking, from my former jobs, from making my dad a vinyl stand out of wood, etc.

...I like that I am getting out of my depression. I like that I write, enjoy art, create, do exercising, go out without feeling like a burden on others or even my own self. it still gets hard at times, but I like that I have built a supportive system for myself, even if it feels like it fucking sucks and stifles me.

Tagging? I think I am not good with that, 'cause I am not sure who's on tumblr or not, since I am lately buried in work. but if you see this and you want to do this, consider yourself tagged! and tag me when you do the post :)