#mypandemonium

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made witch balls for my lovely witches this year (Shrimp, i haven’t seen you yet to give you yours, but it’s here lol)

here’s what’s in ‘em:

Onyx: self-confidence, protection, balancing extreme emotions, breaking bad habits/addictions Agate: perceptiveness, strength, inspiration Amethyst: peace, calm, inner strength, pain relief Aventurine: creativity, luck, good fortune, success Citrine: happiness, clarity, good fortune Clear Quartz: protection, amplification Peridot: understanding, openness, friendliness, finding lost things Magnesite: relaxation, self-love, recognizing unconscious thoughts Tiger Eye: new experiences, financial stability, prosperity, intuition Garnet: romantic love, self-confidence, protection from evil, career success Coral: understanding purpose, visualization, optimism, quieting emotions Rose Quartz: love, peace, gentleness

orange peel: luck, prosperity sage: cleansing chamomile: calm, sleep cinnamon: luck, success bay leaf: success, prosperity salt: protection lavender: peace, calm, sleep thyme: courage, health ginger: prosperity, success pine needles: new beginnings, strength, growth

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mypandemonium reblogged your photo and added: “sugarfreeeedom: Flourless low carb brownies (3 ingredients only!)...”

Oh honey, I could have told you it wasn’t going to...

yeah, when i first saw it i didn’t notice that the recipe didn’t have any flour or anything (even though it straight up says “flourless” i don’t read lmao) and then when i went to get the stuff for it (just the cocoa really) i’m like “that’s so not gonna work, but fuck it you never know”.  and now i know lmao but yeah, i’m so down for a blackbean brownie recipe =]

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L, O, V, E

L - Learning: that probably sounds dumb, but i really love learning new shit.  if i had the money and didn't have to work, i'd probably take a million classes

O - OCTOPUDDLES! best sea critter

V - hmmm, Violins, especially when intertwined into metal songs

E - Emma Stone and Emma Watson *swoon*

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J, Q, X, Z ^_^

mobile doesn’t like to give me notifications, so sorry to everyone who sent me these for taking so long!J - Jacksepticeye!  lol you had to know that was gonna happen =P

Q - unabashed Queerness =]

X - hmmm Xenomorphs!

Z - Zombies!  even though they've been a bit overused in everything lately

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Hello, I hope this message finds you well. My husband and I are looking to buy a house and it's been a struggle finding one that fits our wants and needs within our budget. In exchange for a fortune, I offer you two tarnished rings shaped like cats, clothes turned pink in the laundry, and a shared memory with the shapeless creature who follows me at night.

A HOOK DANGLING FROM A WIRE SO CLOSE TO THE GROUND

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mypandemonium replied to your post “okay so I know this is definitely tmi...”

Hahaha it's like eating beets! Is your pee red too?

yesss, it’s so weird!

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“I had a praying mantis epiphany and, as a result, I screamed...the scream of someone being confronted by some before unknown monster that had no right existing on the same planet I inhabited.” - Mulder

Rukisa, i think Mulder hates praying mantises as much as you do lol

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mypandemonium replied to your post “Half of my face has decided to be allergic to something today….”

You could rub the left half of your face on Sam so you balance yourself out and you'll feel better...

haha yeah and then i’ll be leaky on one side and have hives on the other; i’d have the prettiest face ever! XP