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reddit isnt always awful. first post on my dash

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*studying hobbit house floorplans because what better way to spend my time* and

most hobbits seem to live in Very Small Houses, one big round door and two small windows on either side, one chimney sticking out of the green roof and that's it! a small patch of garden in front of it. I guess they are lucky if they have a separate bedroom.

and then there's Bag End. a dining room big enough to host a dwarven company, huge pantry, separate wine cellar, cold cellar, store room, so many halls that they need to be named after directions or when you've run out of those, after the tree that grows above it. though one wonders where Sam's 13 children would sleep or where the bathroom is (I have ideas), they have plenty of spaces for leisure including a parlour and a smoking room, not to mention the huge ass garden they have on their estate.

speaking of Sam, this is where he lived before moving in to Bag End:

keep in mind Sam has 5 siblings. where are their windows? do they sleep in one room? is their bedroom even separate from their kitchen? all while Bag End is right there with its empty smoking rooms and umpteenth store rooms. once again I must salute JRRT for creating the perfect story by inviting Sam and Rosie to simply live at Bag End. chad move.

#i didnt think i would live long enough to sympathise with lobelia sackville baggins but #realising that a house of such volume practically has 2 bedrooms and one spare has me really get on the side of working class hobbits #though i do have a theory that they actually have many more bedrooms it's just not on the floorplan #anyway can you imagine being samwise gamgee living in a kitchenette with 5 siblings and a retired dad working at the baggins estate #that could be like 200 m2 at least. and only frodo lives there. and he doesnt even need to work.#and he still loved frodo so damn much. the only reasonable explanation for this is that 1) frodo is beautiful AND 2) sam is very bisexual #i rest my case #lotr meta #lord of the rings #the hobbit #frodo baggins #bilbo baggins #samwise gamgee #sam gamgee #bag end #middle earth #hobbiton #the shire #mypost.txt

I'm starting to think that i am a glitch in the sistem cuz like everywhere i see post's "short and chaotic" and "tall and calm" but I'm tall and super CHAOTIC.

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