Reading The Hidden Oracle: Chapter 22 (SPOILERS)
"disappearing in the middle of a camp-sanctioned activity--that meant no one was safe." I mean, said camp-sanctioned activity wasn't safe in the first place, talking trees excluded.
"glowering in my direction." What are they mad at Apollo for? He's not the one kidnapping people in the woods.
"You're beautiful and everyone loves you." Hey, this is the motivational speech from the beginning.
"I always use two swords." The best defense is always a good offense! Except when it's not, but hey, it makes for a cool aesthetic.
"I'm not the god of archery or music anymore . . . grabbed a sword." Don't tell me he's actually going to fight with a sword. That would feel so wrong. This oath is already biting him in the back.
"it's a combat ukulele. You can fight with it if you need to." ??? Is its music deadly somehow? Do you just... do you just take it and bash your enemy over the head with its hefty weight? Ok... How can he be sure that its combat usage will disqualify its sounds as music? Wait... If Apollo bashes an enemy over the head with a ukulele, does the sound of the impact technically count as music since it was created by an instrument?
"futures that involved the possibility of death." I don't think Meg's gonna die and now think even less that she will die precisely because this was pointed out. They just wanna scare us~
"That's Paolo's good-luck bandana . . . He believes it will make you invincible." Considering Paolo's multiple unwilling amputations, this seems more like a bad luck bandana, but hey, maybe the bandana is what kept those amputations from being permanent.
"my hand on my sword. (I would have drawn it, but it was really heavy and got stuck in the scabbard.)" Mood.
"'It's a myrmeke,' I said. 'Or it was.'" OH FUCK NO. NOT THE GIANT MAN-EATING ANTS. THE UKULELE IS SHINY! And "whatever killed it must've had powerful jaws to crack that shell"??? Are you telling me they're gonna come across the myrmekes AND its larger, stronger predator??????? Just the two of them??????????
"Feels like a tropical rain forest now." Are they in Peru. They're in Peru, aren't they.
"geyser gods." Okay, good. They're not in Peru.
Okay, Meg has grown on me a lot. I think her backstory was the tipping point, but it's hard to tell. Anyway, she's a good little rapscallion ragamuffin trash princess.