#myturnonhigh

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Me: OMG ducking giant Squirrel

Katie: ....at first i thought you actually meant giant duck squirrel and i was like.....I don't recall them from Norse mythology

Me: Yeah replace the d with an f XD

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Gah! Had the absolute weridest dream with Loki in it.

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Oh accomplishment of the day; I finally wrote a fic beginning to end!

And might I add, I've had writers block for the last few months.

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I love my friends. Katie asked me a question about Loki so I went to Fahr with the question. I love you guys. 

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There is now a loki helmet keychain avalible at hottopic….. if one of you two want it, tell me and i'll get it for you. I need to spend 30 to use my coupon....

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So then, boyfriend bought me a mioljir (yes i’m a horrid speller >.<) keychain...guess thatt means suzanne can wield the hammer....how pathetic that a mere mortal can, yet loki cannot. Suzanne: *laughs and runs off with thors hammer* Someone...stop her!

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That's it.....suzanne has won. My iinsanity has completely taken over....i mean my phones new wallpaper! Ugh! i'm throwing in the towel...(no it's not a bad wallpaper, just don't remember it being stripper loki.....suzanne......

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Sheer Insanity (LokixOc)

Suzanne sat on her bed and looked at her lover, who had taken on a female appearance. She sighed heavily as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

“Loki, why in all of the Bifrost are you in a female form and further more, could you have picked someone else look to steal?!” Loki blinked at her in shock. He had known about a friend of hers that was coming over from one of the European countries along with her friend who resided state side, Virginia to be exact, and had shifted form to look like her. He just wanted to see Suzanne, nothing more. Why was she so upset?

“What do you mean? I had to in order to get past Stark's security. I couldn't waltz in looking like my true female counter part now could I?” As right as he was, that didn't stop Suzanne from growling and plotting his punishment.

“They're suppose to be here today. You got me all worked up for nothing.” The way she knew it couldn't be her one friend was the sheer and simple fact that Loki's accent as a woman was way different. He had never heard this person speak before so he couldn't try to mimic her voice and accent.

“I'm sorry but I wanted to see you.” Suzanne looked at Loki before immediately turning away to face the wall. He was pouting and giving her a puppy dog eye look. Something he could definitely pull off as a woman.

“Nope, not falling for it. Besides, I figured out your punishment.” She grinned as she looked at the scared woman that sat next to her on her bed.

“Oh dear...”

“I know you've peeked over my shoulder and looked at the pictures of her in her Lolita dresses and a couple of her cosplays. So this is your punishment, you will wear my Lolita dresses so I can work on spot cleaning and hemming, patching, what ever needs to be done by needle. The door will be opened. After the first dress of course, you may change back to your actual 'Lady Loki' look. But only until the second dress is on you.” Loki gulped and backed away. “I wouldn't try to run or hide. Tony IS home and I can just yell for him.” She wasn't the type who would pretend to prove her point. He knew she wasn't bluffing. He surrendered to the six month pregnant woman he loved.

“Fine...” She beamed at him and got up the best she could without falling back onto the bed. Loki shook his head as he watched. She was always a klutz, but since she became pregnant, it was painful to watch sometimes.

Suzanne reached her closet and pulled out three of the Lolita dresses she knew needed tending to. The first one was just a frilly thing. It was a powder blue with many ruffles and lace trimmings on it. Her friend Zoey had bought it for her as a small joke and as Suzanne later found out, she bought it to win a bet. A bet that her European friend had made with Zoey. The bet was simple. Suzanne and Zoey didn't care for sweet Lolita styles and left it to those who could pull it off. Naturally though, Suzanne's hair had lighted up tremendously one summer and Zoey and their friend made the bet that Zoey couldn't get Suzanne to wear the dress to Otakon and keep it on all day. Needless to say, the British Isles genes in Zoey dominated and she won the bet.

Loki groaned as soon as he saw it. “Why that one first?”

“Humiliation. That and I want to freak Tony out.” She ordered Loki to strip and put the dress on.

About twenty minutes later, Tony barged into Suzanne's room as expected.

“Hey sis, when are your, oh! I see your European friend is here already.” Loki turned and couldn't help but glare at Stark.

“Oh, hey Tony, this isn't her. She would've come with Zoey seeing as that's whose picking her up from Dulles and letting her crash at her place.” In truth, the way it looked to Suzanne was that Zoey had the stronger relationship with their friend.

“So then...who's this?” He asked bewildered, pointing to Loki.

“It's me you idiot” as soon as Loki growled his words, Tony knew immediately who it was.

“I'll just...leave you alone now....” He slipped out of the room a bit freaked out. Suzanne had been looking at the man she occasionally refereed to as her 'brother' the entire time he talked. She shrugged when it wasn't quite the reaction she was going for.

“Alright, you can change into your real Lady Loki counterpart now. Wasn't what I wanted but I don't really care. I want to finish these dresses before your kid protests.” Loki gave her a sideways glare as he shifted his form to that of his actual female counterpart.

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As Suzanne continued to mend and clean her dresses, using Loki as her living manikin, they started to talk about a few things which caused Suzanne to lose track of time. Her friends were due any minute.

The elevator that was for 'private' use only came to a stop at the floor Suzanne and Loki were on. When the door opened, both of Suzanne's friends came out. Zoey looked around the living room.

“Well, you have to admit, for someone whose life is completely topsy turvy, she's doing good. What?” She looked at her friend who had come all the way from Germany for this trip.

“I still don't believe you Zo.” Zoey sighed heavily as she shook her head.

“I'm telling you, she's dating the god of Chaos himself and is pregnant with his child. Come on, I just can't believe the lack of security. I know it's the Avenger's tower and all but come on.” Her friend nodded in agreement.

“Two civillians just waltz right on in? Das nicht gut.” Zoey just stopped in her tracks and glared at her friend.

“Are you mocking me now?” The grin that played on the other woman's face told Zoey what she wanted to know. “You're suppose to be helping me you know...” She stated dryly walking away from her friend.

“Hey, you brought it on yourself. You've gotten better though I'll admit.” They chatted as they walked to where Suzanne said her room would be. The door was opened and they both stood there wondering if it was an open invitation. Zoey shrugged and pushed the door all the way open to reveal a still miffed Lady Loki and Suzanne. Both looked at the duo in shock.

“I thought you said she was with Loki....that I'm pretty sure is a woman.” Zoey gave her friend a 'really' type of look.

“If I said it was Loki then that means that we're also dealing with a shape shifter.” Before the German could speak, Loki inturrpted.

“She's quite right you know.” He shifted form in front of the two and grinned madly as she watched their faces change to a look of 'aw'.

“Loki, knock it off. And Zoey, good to see you and both and dear? How in hell do you pronounce your name?”

“Fahr? Like far away?”

“Oh...” Suzanne blushed as Zoey chuckled.

“Well then, told you so.”

“Guess I owe you a few Sherlock cosplay shots.” Suzanne tried to bolt up but couldn't. The two women just couldn't help but laugh as the pregnant woman landed right back on her bum.

“Oh shut it you two.” Tony came back to check on Suzanne and to see if she friends arrived.

“Hey, just came to......” He stared at Fahr and Loki for a moment before slinging back out.

“What's with him?” Zoey asked as she walked over to help Suzanne up.

“State of shock. Wonder why his security isn't working...” Suzanne thought for a moment before coming back to a conclusion.

“That's right! I got bored yesterday and disabled the security features on JARVIS.” Loki face-palmed as the other two knew why security sucked. “And no, I don't know exactly what I did to disable it.”

“Brilliant.” Loki had tired of the dress and this boring conversation. She stripped the dress and put on a men's shirt and a pair of men's jeans that Suzanne kept around for him and shifted back to his male form, not really caring who saw at this point. Zoey and Fahr just watched in amazement.

“So then, first time visiting us and it's just weird....I'm so sorry....” Zoey groaned. The German shook her head.

“Hey, I didn't believe you when you said Su's life got weird.” Suzanne twitched. Loki backed away slowly from his partner.

“How many times must I say I have no nickname, so don't call me Su!” Zoey grinned.

“Maybe if you'd quit getting worked up over it we will.” Suzanne stood there fuming for a moment before sighing in defeat.

“Alright, come on Su, lets get your stuff and head to the hotel so we can change and get some photo's done.” Suzanne turned to Loki and kissed his cheek.

“Be back later so don't leave my room, nor get into trouble.” She then took off after the two, Loki closing her bedroom door behind her.

“Did you just tell Chaos not to get in trouble?” Fahr asked seriously. Suzanne nodded.

“Brave woman she is.” Zoey chimed in.

“Ah well, lets go!” Suzanne was just happy she got to spend time with friends she knew and loved. “Let's hope insanity stays at bay!”

“Now where have I heard that before?” Fahr asked grinning at Zoey.

“Shut it. Suzanne is my insanity. I swear it.” Suzanne hugged them both and laughed. This was what she needed, simple girls night out, with random photo's of her friend's insanity showing as they cosplayed in the city.