#naba hatimbi

[feah-leah]

Neeley: Describe me in one word.

Church: Obnoxious.

Michaels: Childish.

Gale: Annoying.

Naba: Asshole.

Neeley: Wrong! The correct answer was...

Zelder: I'm pretty sure "annoying" was correct.

[feah-leah]

Arnold: Naba, in the words of Sigourney Weaver in the film "Alien", I just want to say...

Naba: "Get away from her, you bitch!"

Arnold: No, earlier to the little girl.

Naba: "You stay in the ventilation shaft, I'll go check the corridor."

Arnold: Just let me finish.

Arnold: In the words of Sigourney Weaver in the film "Alien", I just want to say, "I will never leave you, that's a promise."

Arnold: I love you, Nabulungi. And I have to know... If you would do me the greatest honour in the world, and consent to be my wife?

[feah-leah]

Kevin: That's ridiculous, Elder McKinley doesn't have a crush on me.

Poptarts: Yes he does.

Church: Yes he does.

Nabulungi: Yes he does.

McKinley: Yes, I do.

[feah-leah]

Naba: For self-defence reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Kevin: Sure.

Arnold: Okay.

Naba: IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!

Arnold: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Kevin: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

[feah-leah]

Nabulungi: So, what's it like to date Elder Church?

Poptarts: We were arguing yesterday, and he took off his glasses and said, "I don't wanna see you right now."

[feah-leah]

McKinley: Are you sure you aren't dating Sister Hatimbi?

Arnold: If I am, I definitely wasn't told about it.

Kevin: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realising it, it would be you.

[feah-leah]

Mafala: Any questions?

Arnold: I've written down a few.

Arnold: 1) Have you ever killed one of Naba's boyfriends?

Arnold: 2) How many of Naba's boyfriends have you killed?

Arnold: Please, sir, will you please not kill me?

[feah-leah]

Kevin & Naba, arm in arm, walking together:

Stranger: You two make such a cute couple!

Kevin & Naba, smiling: I have a husband.

Stranger: Oh.