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C: She's been a butcher since she was twelve years old.

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E: Clicked the wrong button and I think I spent a load of our military budget.

B: On what?

E: I'm not sure.

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C: Take a look at my children and guess which ones are not mine.

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C: I really need to stop throwing my daughters to the Pechenegs.

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B: Could you not sacrifice them?

E: No, we're having a bake-sale.

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C: I'm not used to having a realm that actually likes me.

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E: That dastardly Guiseppe. Does his perfidy know no bounds?

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C: Oh good, my most hated vassal died of gout.