Help! May I Disgust People For My Own Personal Convenience?
Miss Manners, Washington Post, 9 October 2021:
Dear Miss Manners: Is it rude to clip your nails at your work desk? I work in a cubicle and usually notice that my nails are getting longer while typing on a keyboard. I find it handy to just take care of them then and there.
As long as you find it handy (I see what you did there!) to attend to your personal hygiene amid coworkers who are by definition forced to choose between their livelihoods and witnessing you divest yourself of what are genuinely some of the filthiest parts of any human body, I can see no problem here! If your coworkers don't want to listen to the clickity-snip of your germ talons as the debris flies around the office, they can simply quit their jobs and hope their families don't starve. Your personal convenience takes precedence over other people's desire not to be subjected to your manicurial effluvia while just trying to make it to happy hour without losing their goddamned minds! Trim with shear abandon!