#nakedwithaphaser

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@nakedwithaphaser replied to your post: “my mom keeps saying “what if there was a star trek channel?” and i’m...”:

there is tho its called bbc america

yeah but only temporarily. besides, bbcamerica is only interested in tng and tastes of tos on the regular

we’re talking something that’s more like this:

equal reruns of all series all the time

regular movie nights 

convention coverage (including trek panels from non-trek cons)

vintage and new/exclusive actor/creator/artist/writer/producer interviews

documentaries analyzing the universe of star trek itself 

themed weekends like what syfy used to do with its “star trek uncut” friday tng reruns that centered on one particular villain, species, or concept with bonus material 

pOSSIBLE FAN CONTENT (like Renegades and Axanar) IF PARAMOUNT/CBS GETS DECENT

y’know... like... aN ENTIRE CHANNEL.

[dragongirltitties]

you mean molasseswing in uranus? truer suffering has never been found

especially in spy missions

with the fucking fans and shit

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doublelift was backing just as froggen hit the button for the snowball teleport and got his ass fried by the lazer

i c

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§ quizzical: elcor

§ - what is elcor dingle dangle like?

Proud, rightful: Mine is called “The Thresher Maw,” or, alternatively, “Blasto.”

Thoughtfully: Though I consider adding “Commander Shepard” to the pantheon of names, for mine is, after all, legendary.

(seriously tho i think they’re reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long and strong and prehensile to facilitate the whole woohoo stuff)

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@nakedwithaphaser replied to your post: “people with that reply extension: reply to this post with the word...”:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟDICKBUTT

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stevenbomb with friends be like

teroknortailor: i love it when u get wrekd

nakedwithaphaser: ur gonna get fucked

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piñata friends

there are some friends in life that are ones you just don’t let go of

they’re the ones who don’t break down your walls, but respect your boundaries and enter through the doors that you open and help build you up from the inside

and maybe they even help you open doors you had locked and deadbolted, or help you find the doors you didn’t even know existed

those are your piñata friends

your piñata friends know how strong you are 

but your piñata friends also know your weaknesses

your piñata friends never leave you drained after you talk to them

they leave you with with the sweetest and warmest hugs you feel hours afterward

and when you hit them with a shitty pun they hit you right back with a shittier pun

because they’re your piñata friends

treasure your piñata friends

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pew pew look a booble

nakedwithaphaser summing up why the reboot should have been about riker instead of kirk