warnings none but they make out and i say fuck sometimes
"Are you sure this is gonna work out?"
"Oh yeah, definitely," Kuroo nodded wisely.
"Mhm," Bokuto crossed his arms.
Oikawa looked up at both of them. It's been a while since they'd all met up here at Oikawa's place to try and solve his little problem. However, the clock on the wall just above Kuroo's head had just struck 2 am and the entirety of their lengthy brainstorming led them up to this.
"So," he took a deep breath, "what you're saying is that all I need to do is make out with some guy, you will then take a picture of us, sneakily, as if it were taken on some kind of a party, and send it to Hanamaki, who will then proceed to show it to Mattsun, and then, consequently, the whole team will know about it because the two of them are, with all due respect, massive snitches."
Bokuto grinned and motioned for him to continue. "Exactly."
Oikawa carefully side-eyed him. "And then, after it naturally comes to Iwaizumi, he will, I quote, be so jealous that he just won't be able to resist the urge to ask me out."
"I couldn't have said it better myself," Kuroo took a sip of his pomegranate tea.
"That is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever hear-" Akaashi's voice came through Bokuto's phone speakers but Kuroo quickly ended the call.
"Don't listen to him, he's just unimaginative. I can assure you this will work. We all know Iwaizumi - he's straightforward and emotional, as soon as he sees that picture he will go all feral on you."
Oikawa scrunched up his face in cringe. "Jesus Christ, Kuroo-"
"No but he's right," Bokuto chirped in. "I would probably react the same."
"Yeah sure, after you'd spend a week and a half in your emo mode, all depressed and quoting LaLaLand or something," Kuroo sneered, barely dodging a calculator Bokuto threw at him.
Oikawa pinched the bridge of his nose. "I'm serious, idiots. This is important to me and I really don't wanna screw it up. I think Akaashi is right."
"Realistically speaking, Akaashi is in the minority. He's the only one who doesn't like the idea with the picture, whereas Bokuto and me both think that it's a fantastic plan. And, objectively speaking, that makes the two of us. See, two against one."
"Yeah but the difference between you two and Akaashi is that Akaashi's single eyebrow has more functioning braincells than the two of you ever did."
It was now Oikawa's turn to dodge the calculator.
"I don't wanna make things weird. I should probably just ask him out like a normal person. And I would if I were sure that he's into guys!"
"What, he never really specified anything?"
Oikawa shrugged. "I mean I never asked but he did date a girl once in middle school"
"Oh", Bokuto slouched, disappointed.
"I don't know man, anyone who willingly puts up with you their whole life is either insane or gay so I'd say your chancese are pretty high," Kuroo stretched his arms behind his head. "It's getting late, we should put our plan into action."
Oikawa fidgeted with the end of his shirt. "I don't know..."
"Listen," Bokuto stood up, "this is a win-win situation. If Iwaizumi likes you, he will show it and you'll know it's safe to ask him out. If not, you get to kiss a hot guy for a while. "
"Great, except there are thousands of ways that this could go wrong, and the guy I get to kiss is Kuroo."
"Wait what?" Kuroo's head shot up.
"What do you mean 'wait what'?"
"I never meant to make out with you?"
"Wait you didn't?" Bokuto's confused look met Kuroo's.
"What the hell you two, why did both of you just assume that I'll be the one who does the making out?!"
"Because you're the sluttiest here, obviously," Oikawa lifted an eyebrow.
"You disgust me. I have a reputation to keep, you know."
"Who's gonna do it then?" Bokuto asked.
Kuroo grinned. "There is only one person who is horny enough to come to a stranger's house at 2 am just to get a free make-out session."
warnings none but i'm probably gonna say fuck at some point
Suna Rintarou
he tries to be chill about it, he does
it hurts his ego to be this clingy but god
he can't help but to feel that sour sting of jealousy when he sees another guy approaching you
at first will only take a quick glance from afar, just to check if the guy is bothering you, and then promises himself to stay out of your business
well he doesn't
once he decides the guy has lost talking-to-y/n-alone privilege, he will nonchalantly make his way towards you, one hand in his pocket, other sneaking its way to your shoulder, resting his elbow and giving the poor boy a menacing look
he can be pretty intimidating too with that eyeliner and all
(but that look only works on people that don't know him well, he tried it on atsumu once and the latter just laughed in his face)
not the type to be openly jealous but when he sees someone blatantly flirting with you he will start to give you the Glance
blinks slowly (you know, like that one blonde haired guy gif) and looks at you through raised eyebrows as if to say hey babe, i love you and i trust you. what the fuck tho
and when the guy starts being borderline creepy he'll appear between you - and i mean literally will inject himself between you two and strike a conversation with you as if nothing weird happened
they usually get the hint, but this one guy tried to go around him, still rambling about whatever and suna literally turned on his heel and said "come again?" with such unrivaled coldness, his eyes exuding just sheer fucking spite
but like i said, unless the other guy is asking for it, he's not the type to start a direct confrontation
will take you by the hand and leave without much thought because he simply doesn't have the time for that shit
he might seem grumpy afterwards but a couple of soft kisses usually do the trick
soft kisses which are followed by a breathless make out session with you on his kitchen counter because he still wants you to know you're only his
Kuroo Tetsurou
this little bitch
never gets jealous
and i mean never
once pretended he was jealous just to make you feel better (??? his logic? unparalleled) but once you found out you beat his ass
loves it when you get jealous though (he thinks it's cute)
sometimes he does get insecure, but he shows it in an unusual way
like if you've been talking to someone, smiling at your phone for a while he'll just get up and randomly do a couple puhs-ups, start flexing his muscles and shit
all while you're looking at him like,,
"babe, what are you doing"
"oh i didn't think you'd notice me there. since you're on your damn phone all day"
"...are you my mom?"
nah he'll be fine (will steal your phone though)
also it's the funniest thing when he sees someone trying to flirt with you
he will literally walk over there, introduce himself (not mentioning he's your boyfriend) and act really interested in the conversation
he plays this game where he tries to see how long will it take the guy to realise you two are together (longest time: 24 minutes, record holder: yahaba shigeru)
whenever the guy asks you something he will interrupt you and answer for himself as if the guy were flirting with him
"so, like what do you do in your free time?"
"not mu-"
"oh i love taking long walks on the beach, especially during sunsets. i really think it is healthy for the mind and the soul, not to mention quite romantic too. don't you too love sunsets, kevin?"
at one point kevin will have had enough of it
"i was talking to y/n alone here"
"aw don't worry, you're not bothering me"
he is such a pain in the ass
why can't he just be normal
Iwaizumi Hajime
rational, mature, i love him
seriously, he is the bestest boy and he will treat you so well because he trusts you and respects your friendship with other guys as well
but on those rare occasions when he does get jealous,, oh boy
first of all, the PDA skyrockets, he has to have his arm around you at all times - around your shoulder? on your waist? in your backpocket? his hand's been there done that
not in any way possesive but will be really annoying unless you give him your full undivided attention that day
he lets himself be selfish a bit, after all he is your boyfriend he can have you all to himself for a day, right?
jealous sex with him? better prepare a wheelchair cause you want be able to walk straight tomorrow
sees a boy trying to flirt with you? tries not to make a scene but absolutely will throw the first punch if he needs to
one day he was having a particularly rough time at practice and all he wanted to do was lose himself in your arms and fall asleep to the feeling your fingertips tangled in his hair
and then he saw this?? guy? (the audacity!) laughing with you after telling some dumb joke and let me tell you - iwaizumi wasn't having any of it
he came up to you from behind, wrapped his arms around your waist and planted a small kiss on the crook of your neck
"when are we going home, love?"
and he gives him the calmest yet most fear inducing stare from behind you
and suddenly the pattern on poor boy's pants starts to look awful lot like piss stain
it is actually kinda hot how one single look from him can cause such a reaction
"he was just asking about english homework babe"
"yeah that's what they all say"
Bokuto Koutarou
gets jealous so so easily
it is actually fascinating
will get mad at otome games
"what does jumin han have that i don't???"
god forbid you pay attention to your pet more than him (btw you have a golden retriever and his name is bean)
you're sitting on the couch cuddling with your dog, scratching his ears, ruffling his fur and all that, and there he is, your clingy boyfriend, snuggling right next to you, demanding you play with his hair too
so dramatic
"you smiled at him... the way you used to smile at me..."
"bokuto, he's a dog"
the only guy he trusts 100% to be around you is akaashi, even kuroo is on thin ice
but him and akaashi are something else, one time you three had a sleepover and you felt like you were the third wheel
will act like a tough serious boyfriend in front of others, especially your other guy friends but in reality will look for affection immediately after
oh while we're at it - jealous bokuto kisses? are the best kisses
will also force you to wear one of his shirts for the rest of the day
my poor man is so touch starved so when he feels insecure or jealous he will look for comfort in things like holding your hand, nuzzling your neck or giving forehead kisses
but later that day, when you two are sitting on the couch cuddling he will quietly ask you something along the lines of "you still think i'm pretty, right?"
you can feel him all over you - his hands are creeping down your waist, he's pulling you in, deepening the kiss until all you can see, think and feel is him
he wants to show you exactly how much he wants you and what you were missing out on while you weren't paying attention to him
and it shocks you for a moment because you didn't realise just how much that one short moment of jealousy actually stayed with him
you have to reassure him he's the most beautiful boy you have ever met, and not only that, but also the funniest and the most caring person as well, and that you would never leave his side no matter what happened
and as much as he loves getting praised he always gets embarrassed, so he just smiles in return, but he is also happy to know you're there for him and you don't think he is too much
Kenma Kozume
it depends on his mood honestly
sometimes he doesn't mind it even if the other guy is flirting with you and sometimes will get pissy if you smile at the cashier
but when this boy gets really jealous oh my GOD
he is just like bokuto if not worse; he just hides it so well
one time you went grocery shopping with him and spent the entire time texting your friend who had just told you she was visiting your city
and he got so offended
you didn't even notice it until later that day when you came home and he suddenly refused to cuddle with you
silent treatment
lifts his nose and ignores you, only giving you dirty side glances from under the eye
such a massive sense of pride in those 170 cm even oikawa would be impressed
in my country there's a saying "it's in the smallest bottle that the poison lies" and honestly? yeah
at some point you realise why he's acting like that and you start teasing him
"i am not jealous i am just mildly irritated" is the only thing he deems necessary to say before going back to being unnecessarily pissed
he reminds you of an angry cat
it's kind of amusing seeing him like this but you were also getting real tired of his shit
don't even try bribing him (you tried buying him over with a ps5 but he just looked at you unimpressed, disgusted that you think so low of him)
the only thing he will accept is a sincere apology
if it's sincere or not is up to him to decide, obviously
which can lead to quite some bickering
will try to get you to beg but please have dignity, if you do it once he will make you do it every time
yeah generally a lttle shit but his kisses after making up are just as eager as yours so
i loved the kissing hc, could u do a part 2 with hirugami and oikawa?
of course feel free to ignore this if u dont want to do it, thank uuuuu
hi! thank you so much for the request, hope you're having a wonderful day too anon! (also i hope i did hirugami okay and not ooc since i haven't finished the manga yet and he only has like 2 minutes of screentime shsj)
warnings kiSsiNg but you knew that already also mentions of choking? and i swear a little
Hirugami Sachiro
is a really good kisser
his kisses are always smooth, pouring into each other; he sets a nice steady rhythm and lets your lips go with the slightest pop, like we get it you can kiss
tries to seem chill, but is really anxious the first time
obviously wants you to have a good time and wants to impress you which leads to him being a little tense in the beginning - is always hyper-aware of your every movement, trying to reciprocate and figure out what you want him to do
but once he relaxes and realises you just want him to be himself and he gives in,, hnngh
gentle but firm, tangles his fingers into your hair and leads the kiss that way
other hand is resting on your waist (usually) under your shirt
(also he can 100% unhook a bra with only one hand and from behind your back, it is actually fascinating)
(suspicious, but fascinating)
doesn’t really like tongue
but loves nose kisses
also for some reason likes tugging at your lower lip, like gently biting down
usually when you’re done making out he pulls you close and peppers your whole face with light kisses
he is just,, the absolute best best boy
i’m sorry you’ll have to top him
Oikawa Tooru
don’t get me wrong he’s all for switching and teasing and he loves seeing you all flustered and with swollen lips after a makeout session
but you can’t look me in the eye and tell me he doesn't like being topped
i mean he has to be in charge of everything when he's on the court so being able to come home, relax and let you take care of him is a nice change
ok ok i'm getting kind of distracted with this one, these are just kissing headcanons
like hirugami, is an absolutely amazing kisser, like this man knows what he's doing
you could kiss him for an hour straight and you wouldn’t be bored
loves it when you take him by the collar of his shirt and pull him in, that shit gets him SO flustered
like push him onto the bed, pinning one of his arms down, your other hand finding its way from his brown locks to his neck and squeezing gently, making him just enough dizzy, like please he loves it so much
i feel like he’s always horny so a makeout session could happen literally anywhere
no but seriously, you haven’t watched ONE movie together without ending up on top of each other
Kenma Kozume
soft, soft, soft, soft
doesn’t make a big deal out of kissing, but when you kiss him you always feel loved
was never type for longer kisses, i feel like he gets bored pretty easily
kisses! on the! gaming chair!
kisses on the forehead
kisses while he’s gaming - ok but not for long because “babe, not now”, like bAbE nOt nOw stfu and kiss me
but cuddling while he’s gaming? oh yes
lazy making out on his bed, with dim neon lights from his setup illuminating the room, him murmuring something against your lips, not wanting to pull away first
something about him makes you feel safe, you’re never uncomfortable around him, you can be yourself without worrying about doing something embarrassing
missing his lips when you lean in? accidentally crashing your teeth? he simply doesn’t care
the sight of him with red cheeks, half-lidded eyes and lips slightly parted, still tasting your kiss?
beautiful
Bokuto Koutarou
kisses you as if every kiss were your last
does the thing where he lifts you up and spins you around, meeting your lips halfway through
be prepared for him to just grab you under your thighs and lift you up
he likes to wrap his arms around your waist and pull you closer to him, holding you tight against his chest
and by tight, i mean his kisses are bone-crushing
so, so, so excited to kiss you
when he gets ahold of you, he won't let go that easily, like honestly good luck getting out of his embrace
he just wants to show you how much he loves you?? he's doing his best, if you don't marry this man i will
warning: don't try to tease him by pulling away, he will get the biggest pout
you can literally see the light leave his eyes as the betrayed expression forms on his face in slow motion and he realises he's not gonna get the kiss he wants
pretends he's hurt but only lasts 5 minutes (record time 7 minutes 36 seconds) before he's begging you to take him back again
god he's just so,, proud to have you by his side like he just loves showing you off to his friends like see that's MY partner!!
not even a kissing headcanon but I could talk about this man for days like just imagine waking up to him and the first thing you see in the morning is his smile ahsjsiw9cn
ALSO, it's the cutest thing when you can feel his lips curl into a small smile when you lean in for a kiss or like a proud grin when he manages to make you laugh
warnings swearing (i swear, they don't, they're polite boys), uhh drinking? but that's pretty obvious
recent works: what it feels like to fall in love with them
Iwaizumi Hajime
You know how he's usually the mom friend?
Pulls a one fucking eighty
Has no sense of self-preservation whatsoever
Has to be under constant surveillance or Else
Once jumped off the first floor because Hanamaki told him not to
(Kyoutani soon followed after him too, but I digress)
There's just this little troublemaker in him that comes through when he's drunk and it amuses everyone, especially Hanamaki and Matsukawa who can't wait to join him when he starts doing stupid shit
However, when the alcohol starts wearing off he gets unusually quiet
Oikawa usually calls it the stage of regret
But in all honesty he just gets tired, usually falling asleep on the nearest couch
Or chair
Or the floor
Oikawa Tooru
Walks a fine line between being the life of the party and an emotional shipwreck
Once Yahaba accidentaly said his hair looked funny and he started crying on the spot
It's like his emotions are amplified, he's either having the time of his life or sitting in a corner wailing about something that happened four years ago
But when he's in a good mood, he laughs
All the time
(And it's like the prettiest sound in the world)
Refuses to drink anything else but vodka
Especially beer
Hates it with a burning passion
Insists that it tastes like piss
Matsukawa made him try the apple and lemon flavored ones but he's too stubborn to admit they're not bad
Has the highest alcohol tolerance out of them all mostly because he's been drinking since he was like 14
(Which is really bad, I do not condone this)
Knows exactly how much he can drink and how much everyone else on the team can drink, and usually watches out for them not to get too shitfaced
When they do though, he's the one to sit by them when they puke and call an uber to get them home
Just,, too sweet
Kuroo Tetsurou
Just like Oikawa, knows how not to get shitfaced
However, enjoys getting shitfaced from time to time
Makes the best cocktails
Doesn't let Kenma drink them
Owns a guitar and god damn can he play it
Usually doesn't like when other people listen to him but get him tipsy and he will hold an entire concert
Once Lev accidentaly broke his guitar when he tackled Yaku and since then Kuroo keeps it with him like it's the holy grail
I'm not even kidding, will start barking if you look at it the wrong way
Prefers whiskey
Loves playing with other people's hair
It's either you or Kenma, whoever he lays his hands on first
Learned how to braid hair on his sister and now does it so well it's on par with like Brad Mondo or some shit
Bokuto koutarou
Shares a similarity with a kinder surprise egg in a way that there is no possible way you know what you will get
Either ecstatic or emo, no in between
For some reason really likes taking his shirt off
Gets really fidgety
Can't stand still for two fucking seconds
Randomly leaves the conversation to run around and then comes back like nothing ever happened
Easily distracted
Someone needs to be with him at all times or he will randomly wander off
"Ohh I wanna pet that hedgehog."
"Bokuto, get your ass over here."
If he ends up in the emo stage... oh boy
Cries at everything
Once got emotionally attached to Konoha's pet grasshopper
Refused to leave without it so Konoha let him borrow it for the night but when Bokuto woke up he mistook it for a stick of wood and threw it away
Sakusa Kiyoomi
This man does not drink
The taste of alcohol genuinely disgusts him
People act stupid when they drink anyway
Also he takes volleyball very seriously
Can't drink if you're planning on competing profesionally y'know
BUT
He tried a cocktail once accidentally
The waitress switched his drink when he was out with his teammates and they made him try it
Will never admit it but it wasn't that bad
Tasted like juice, really
And let me tell you, tipsy sakusa kiyoomi is the cutest thing ever
Giggles
Just giggles all the time
Has conversations with himself about volleyballll
Sits down next to you, hugs your arm and just rambles about whatever's on his mind
Usually it's his next match
One time made you sit through a passionate 15 minute description of his breakfast
Also very affectionate
Will compliment the everloving shit out of anyone in a 10 meter radius
His hangovers arent even that bad but he stays in a godawful mood the entire next day
Kageyama Tobio
Rarely drinks
Him and Tsukishima usually stand aside (in silence) and watch others do stupid shit
Has a ridiculously low alcohol tolerance
I swear this boy gets drunk on fucking liquor chocolates
The first time he got tipsy he refused to believe it
"I can get up on my own, thanks Sugawara."
*Thud*
Both fascinated and scared of the fact that he can't walk straight
Gets really judgy
You know how analytical he gets when playing volleyball?
Well now he says it all out loud and it lowkey pisses everyone off
Well everyone except Tsukki who unironically enjoys this side of him
(Tsukki even looks forward to parties with kageyama because he can gossip about anything and Kageyama is actually great listener when drunk, but Tsukki would rather eat a lego than admit it)
Can't tell different alcohol apart
You can get him to say anything (which Tanaka and Nishinoya abuse a lot)
Shows affection in... unusual ways
Will hold your hand "So it's not too heavy for you"
Will apply the same logic to your face
Like he will just cup it and look you in the eye "it's ok you can relax now"
Goosebumps, a warm breeze on a winter's night; hands brushing against each other, quick glances from across the class, cold lips and soft kisses on the cheek, listening to the thunder together, writing your names on a foggy car window, running into a bakery just before they close, late night walks, watching the stars reflect in his eyes
Kuroo Tetsurou
Mischief, echoes of laughter in an empty parking lot; sharing a smile on the train ride, study dates with interlocked fingers, stealing his glasses, catching faint sounds of a festival in the distance, teaching him how to paint your nails, writing a song together, unexpected kisses, his hand in your back pocket, messy bedsheets, tracing your fingers up his forearm, wishing you could stay just a little longer
Bokuto Koutarou
Excitement, flushed cheeks after spending a day in the sun; hugs that last a lifetime, catching your breath after running on the beach, tickling in the backseat of a car, smearing vanilla ice cream all over his face, writing out words with sparklers, singing your favourite song at the top of your lungs, climbing on a building rooftop at sunset, looking down at the city lights turning on one by one and realizing the world is yours
Iwaizumi Hajime
Street lights, getting lost in the crowd of a big city; sharing childhood memories, stealing his jacket, slipping notes in class, watching movies in an empty cinema, slow dancing to classic rock, playful kisses in the kitchen, following the smell of freshly made pancakes, falling asleep to the sound of his heartbeat
Tsukishima Kei
Silence, finding comfort in each other's presence; making playlists for each other, facetiming at 2 am, refusing to end the call first, witty remarks, rolling eyes, kisses in the middle of a sentence, the soft buzz of a cd turning, late night coffee shop dates, stargazing in the backyard, feeling safe and understood
Atsumu Miya
Thrill, the feeling of losing balance; playing footsie under the table, wearing matching bracelets, giggling at inappropriate times, crouching down to pet a dog, blowing a kiss when no one's watching, sneaking out of your window, pillow fights, driving around the town at midnight, making out in a bathroom at a party, not giving a care in the world if you get caught
