Fairy Tail: Sunday Funnies #76
Erza: ... *barks* NATSU!
Natsu: *pokes his head out from under the table, where he'd found scraps of food* Yeah? >___>
Erza: Why does Sorcerer Weekly have a full three-page article on your, mine, and Mira's relationship?! *blushing a bright pink as she holds up the magazine with the article in question*
Natsu: Ehh... Mira said she aired out the laundry? I don't really get it, but she's the one who decided to tell Jason all about it.
Erza: All about...? *glare becomes more heated* MIRA!
Mira: *pokes her head out from the kitchen* Hmm...? *spots the magazine in Erza's hands* Ohhh~ You found that old thing~
Erza: It was published YESTERDAY! >____>*
Mira: Well, the interview itself happened about a month ago. *ponders* Why would he take that long to publish it...? Was he serious about turning us into a new variety column? *does not look displeased by the thought* n_______n
Erza: *splutters* Variety column?! *waves the magazine rapidly* This "interview" is three pages long!!!!
Mira: ... It was a long interview~
Natsu: Mira said I could do the next one~
Mira: *pets fondly* n_______n
Erza: *huffs* No more interview...! We're not some reality TV show...! It's embarrassing enough to be featured in a magazine!
Mira: *shrugs* The interview only happened because Jason spotted the trophy on my neck~ *strokes the hickey proudly* n________n We would've been found out sooner or later~
Erza: *deadpans at Natsu* Really? You marked Mira?
Natsu: *shrugs nonchalantly* I didn't see you complaining about the trophy on your thigh?
Erza: *twitches at Mira's victorious glance* I need to invest into a collar and leash...
Mira: *mischievous smirk* If you read the article at all~...
Erza: ... Two collars.
Natsu: *obliviously* Is it a good idea to bring up Fairy Woman's single defeat???
Mira: *giggles uncontrollably* Single? I think Fairy Woman is going to have another run-in with that indomitable pair of demons~... Sometimes crime pays very well~ XD
Erza: ... Electric ones.










