#nannyfail

[princesslionheart04]

My sad attempt to make snail using Strawberries instead of Raspberries. #fail #nannyfail #fruitsnail #fruit #vegannanny #nannyproblems #nannydiaries #vegan (at KCMO)

[99nannyproblems]

Nanny Problem #35

How do you explain to a two-year-old that neither of his male dogs have babies in their bellies?

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Nanny Problem #40

THAT'SNOTAYUCKY,IT'SJUSTPARTOFTHEORANGE!!!

end rant.

[99nannyproblems]

Nanny Problem #41

Today, H asked to sit in the time out chair. Either I've severely missed the mark, or this two-year-old has learned reverse psychology. 

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Nanny Problem #49

The fastest way to get a child to eat something is to take a bite of it yourself. The fastest way to gain five pounds is to do this at every meal.

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Nanny Problem #50

Do things really taste that much better off of the yellow spoon than the red one?

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Nanny Problem #53

"Please stop asking, I will not show you my belly button in public!!"

"…"

"Okay. Fine. But this is the LAST time."

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Nanny Problem #56

The problem with learning to speak toddler, is that once you THINK you've become fluent... they discover a totally new dialect.