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@99nannyproblems
Nanny Problems #29
If you're two, and your nanny starts crying at work, you should probably have one of the following reactions. It will make her laugh. Promise.
P: (Pointing at my tears) Wa wa? H: Ow-ie?
Sometimes, guys, you're really the best.
Nanny Problem #30
Haven't nannied in two weeks, just found a binky and a pair of sunglasses that belong to neither of my kids in the bottom of my bag. This is real life.
Nanny Problem #31
(I'm standing next to P, staring at her sagging diaper…)
Me: P, did you poop? P: No. H did.
Two years old. Understands the concept of passing the buck. This can only mean trouble.
Nanny Problem #32
I get annoyed when people refer to me as "the babysitter" instead of "the nanny," yet when I hang out with my fellow nannies, we refer to ourselves as The Babysitter's Club. Mary Anne and Kristy really should have learned the beauty of the post-shift cocktail. Now that's a great idea...
Nanny Problem #33
You will never know how baby proof your apartment is NOT, until you try and baby proof your apartment.
Nanny Problem #34
pig : mud :: H : discovering that this restaurant patio's gravel is totally throwable
Nanny Problem #35
How do you explain to a two-year-old that neither of his male dogs have babies in their bellies?
Nanny Problem #36
I know you’re fake crying because you stopped in the middle to eat a cheddar bunny.
Nanny Problem #37
It's 60 degrees out. I have two extremely mobile toddlers. This is my worst nightmare.
Nanny Problem #38
Last week, I went to my boyfriend's house for dinner. He surprised me by buying dessert...
...either he knows me well, or I have a serious problem.
Nanny Problem #39
Contemplating which door to open when I can't tell which child is awake and crying is my own (scarier) version of Russian roulette.
Nanny Problem #40
THAT'SNOTAYUCKY,IT'SJUSTPARTOFTHEORANGE!!!
end rant.
Nanny Problem #41
Today, H asked to sit in the time out chair. Either I've severely missed the mark, or this two-year-old has learned reverse psychology.
Nanny Problem #42
The feminist in me is glad P is already so independent. The nanny in me thinks 22 months is too young to have opinions about things. #thatusedtobemylunch
Nanny Problem #43
5 pm. Friday. I'm off the clock. My friends and I just bought cheddar bunnies as a snack. WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?!
Nanny Problem #44
I know bubble solution is pretty much made of soap... but I've never felt grosser than when I'm covered in it.
Nanny Problem #45
P (after spilling half a tube of bubble solution on my jeans), "You wet." Me, "It's you ARE wet."
She's already mastered stating the obvious. Might as well work on her grammar.