Jun 12, 2014
Nanny Problem #35
How do you explain to a two-year-old that neither of his male dogs have babies in their bellies?
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Nanny Problem #35
How do you explain to a two-year-old that neither of his male dogs have babies in their bellies?
Nanny Problem #40
THAT'SNOTAYUCKY,IT'SJUSTPARTOFTHEORANGE!!!
end rant.
Nanny Problem #41
Today, H asked to sit in the time out chair. Either I've severely missed the mark, or this two-year-old has learned reverse psychology.
Nanny Problem #47
P is using her finger to spread the peanut butter that was previously on a banana slice onto a cracker. I give her a 10 for resourcefulness but a -25 for letting the dog lick her finger in between rounds.
Nanny Problem #48
According to P, this farm has about 47 "moo cows" and 1 hippo. I'm starting to question what sort of operation Old MacDonald is running.
Nanny Problem #49
The fastest way to get a child to eat something is to take a bite of it yourself. The fastest way to gain five pounds is to do this at every meal.
Nanny Problem #50
Do things really taste that much better off of the yellow spoon than the red one?
Nanny Problem #51
Fact: Standing still and willing it to be so is NOT an effective way to get a child to go back to sleep. Just in case you were wondering.