Sword spirits: *chatting and eating*
Jiangzai: believe me guys. The evidence is there. Come on, can you take me seriously!!
Nanping: Jiangzai, you're not a vampire.
Jiangzai: a sword spirit can be a vampire ok!! Anything is possible in the cultivation world.
Then why do I like the taste of bl00d?
Nanping: when Mr. Xue uses you to stab, bl00d maybe got in your mouth. And now you're accustomed to the taste.
Jiangzai: *folds arms* I'm a vampire.
Hensheng and Nanping: *sighs* fine!
Nanping: but we got bl00d on us before. Why aren't we vampires?
Jiangzai: cuz you're not cool enough.
Hensheng: when I get bl00d on me, master would clean me gently. Heehee. Him and his tiny hands. It would tickle a bit.
Nanping: same. But then master Su would just wet me with cold river water.
I like it, but I wish that the water was more warm.
Jiangzai: xue yang would rub me with a random rag until I'm spotless again.
You won't understand my vampire stuff.
Nanping: can I punch a sword spirit?
Hensheng: it's just a phase.
Jiangzai: Anyways xue yang is so cool! I love accompanying him!
Nanping: why are you calling him by his name?! Don't you have respect.
Jiangzai: the guy doesn't want me to call him master! So, i said, ok dude. I won't call you that.
He says that he wants to sound cool.
Hensheng: *laughing* he wants to sound cool? So respect is outdated?
I go wherever master goes. I love to wrap around his slender waiste. And then bathe in revenge!
Nanping: lol, you were soft a while ago. But now you're sharp?
Jiangzai: I like when Shengsheng is chaotic.
I also love to hang out with master Su.
That first sword of his would be so jealous!
(He lost his first sword in Xuanwu cave~~ I think)
Hensheng: yea, you do look good with your master Su.
Jiangzai: guys, I have a question.
Hensheng: let me guess. Would another sword spirit become a vampire if you bite them.
Jiangzai: lol, that was one of my questions.
But I was going to ask, who's older.
Nanping: right! Shengsheng jiejie is older.
Jiangzai: why does she get to be older?!
I want to be the cool older brother!! Who's a vampire!
Hensheng: you can be the younger vampire brother *laughing*
Nanping: ahahaha good one Jiejie!
Hensheng: and technically I stop you two from fighting! That's the duty of an older sibling.
You do have a point. I would have strangled Nanping if it wasn't for you.
Nanping: how can you strangle an immortal?
Jiangzai: but I'm still compelled to do it!
Hensheng: do you all agree with me being the elder sibling?
Nanping: No no. That's really stressful!!
I can't have that Jiangzai as a younger brother! And I'll be too overprotective towards my meimei!
Especially how she has a crush on Shuoyue AND Liebing.
Hensheng: I don't know who to choose. They're soo cute.
Nanping: why do you have a crush on those cold, icy, cringy Lan weapons for??
Hensheng: Liebing isn't cold and icy. He's a poet and a singer. And Shuoyue is just calm, sexy and composed.
Hensheng: I said calm and composed, Jiangzai!
Jiangzai: what will you do if Shuoyue stabs Jiggy?
Hensheng: then I will hate him. And never forgive him. But I'll be very heartbroken.
Nanping: I thought you had a crush on your master.
Hensheng: yea he's my life and reason to thrive. But I'm not worthy of having such a lowly thing as a crush on him. What I have is more supreme than a crush.
Hensheng: Jiangzai you're a lot like your master.
Jiangzai: yea! But younger. And more handsome.
Nanping: anyways where are the masters though?
Jiangzai: who knows where xue yang is. He can be in Korea by now.
Hensheng: what is he doing there?
Jiangzai: being xue yang.
Hensheng: but speaking of them, I'm missing lianfang zun.
Nanping: ah I just remembered that we can track them, as our physical sword form is with them.
Jiangzai: oho you have now realized. Why are you so slow!
Nanping: then why didn't you suggest it at first!
........I didn't want to.
Hensheng: lol guys, stop bickering.
Nanping and others: *closed eyes*
Hensheng: I'm going to prepare refreshments for him *smile* and I'll ask Qin Shixiong to come, if he wishes to play the guqin.
Jiangzai: Who's Qin shixiong now?! I do I have to be the younger sibling! I want to boss around people!
Hensheng: *giggle* that's my master's guqin. He used to live in Gusu, but then Zewu Jun gifted it to lianfang zun.
Nanping: Gusu, why?! Anyways, master Su got his guqin from Gusu.
Jiangzai are we going to tidy up for them?
Jiangzai: I'm allergic to work.
But I rather fight someone! Let's go fight!
Jiangzai: Jiejie!! I want fight opportunity.
Hensheng: not now, xiao Zai. And your Mr. xue might give you fight opportunity.
Hensheng: anyways. I hope my master let's me give him a shoulder massage.
Nanping: oh Shengsheng. You're really in a gaze for him.
Hensheng: yea. I love him. And won't hesitate stabbing anyone for him.
Jiangzai: I hope xue yang gently throws me on the floor.
Jiangzai: the guy would just drop me.
Jiangzai: no! But it feels good! I feel so charged!
Su she: Nanping spirit, you're here!
Nanping: satisfied for now. Take a seat.
Xue yang: plotting against us?
Jiangzai: yea we are, but you walked in.
Xue yang: you mischievous little sword spirit.
Jiangzai: learnt it from you!
Hensheng: *happy clinging on to his arm* Master! Come, I made tea and tangyuan for you. And about ten other dishes.
Yao: aw that's lovely. You didn't need to go through all of that.
Hensheng: it's ok. *dragging him gently* now come come come come. Sit here.
Jiangzai: your master isn't a baby, Shengsheng.
Hensheng: how was your day?
Hensheng: ok then. *serves him* here's your tea. It's cherry blossom.
Hensheng: *massaging arm* enjoying?
Yao: certainly. *pats head lovingly*
Nanping: master Su. Jiangzai gets on my nerves, lol.
Su she: ah he's like xue yang.
Xue yang: that's not true!!
Jiangzai: I'm his role model.
Nanping: he said that he was a vampire.
Su she and yao: *Laughing* a what?!
Hensheng: yea. Our xiao Zai is very playful anyways.
Xue yang: Su she my sword can be anything!
Jiangzai: awww. What did I tell you ping er gege!!!
Yao: *playing the guqin while Hensheng hugs his waist from behind*
Jiangzai: *drinking alcohol* xue yang! Are you feeling mischievous.
Jiangzai: let's go somewhere!!
Xue yang: right behind you. *grin*
But first I have to harass Jiggy.
Jiangzai: what if you provoke Jiejie.
Xue yang: I'm not afraid of any sword spirit!
Xue yang: Diiimmmpplessss. What are you playing on your guqin? Are you missing Lan lips?!
Yao: Chengmei, I met him yesterday. Now I'm just playing a random song.
Xue yang: Dimples, can i get some money! I'm heading out.
And extra money this time! The candy prices are fluctuating. Our economy are in shambles.
Yao: *laughing* aw muffin. I got you.
Hensheng: why did you disturb him, Mr. Xue! He was occupied! And can't you get your own allowance.
Xue yang: Su she is broke. And Jiggybun is rich. I don't have a choice.
Yao: alright alright. And hensheng, relax dear.
Yao: here's the money, Chengmei.
Jiangzai: see. What I told you xue yang.
Hensheng:*smiling* my master, continue.
Yao: how's your crush going? Did you choose?
Hensheng: I can't?! Both are so handsome. But I'm so shy to confess to them.
Yao: don't worry. And you do have a good chemistry with them.
Hensheng: I hope that you and Zewu Jun go into a relationship. So that I can be closer to Shuoyue and liebing.
Hensheng: really, master? Awwww
Su she: why do they love the Lans? Why.
Nanping: wondering the same.
Hensheng: but other than them, lianfang zun. I love you, and devote myself to you. And I wish to remain close to you.
Yao: you well, Hensheng. *smile*
