#narp

[mars2moons]

*dances in being an asexual minor*

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[ashmcgivern]

One of our party members, Slythe, adopted 3 Kobolds and made them fashionable as hell. I ADORE them and MISS THEM SO MUCH let me see the scalie squad once more....

[zero-saber-sam]

All I want in my life is to be even a fraction as drippy as fierce deity link. PLEASE.

[sinful-bastards]

Sinful Bastards: Ow

Our town is burning and most of the party is in combat (except for me, traumatized by the death of my wife, and the smith, babysitting me). One player has yet to introduce his character, a barbarian.

Player: "Okay, so I'm IN a burning building. I want to leap out the two story window and attack from above!" *rolls a Nat1 Athletics*

DM: "You land headfirst in a cart... no, on the edge of the cart!.. causing brain damage."

He never recovered and could only say yarp and narp from that point on.

[lattes-and-literature]

18:04 // just found out that kale ginger smoothies are tastier in theory than in reality. reminds me why I like research - even if a project doesn’t work out, it gives you results you can use to inform your next approach. best to sum this up as an experiment gone wrong

[ofpaperandponies]

[gosoma]

YARP!

Danny Butterman: How's Lurch?

Nicholas Angel: He's in the freezer.

Danny Butterman: Did you say 'cool off'?

Nicholas Angel: No, I didn't say anything actually.

Danny Butterman: Shame.

Nicholas Angel: There was a bit earlier that you missed when I distracted him with a cuddly monkey, then I said 'playtime's over' and I hit him with the Peace Lily.

Danny Butterman: [gleefully] You're off the fuckin' chain!

[gnarpgnarpworldtour]

flowers i got for valentines