Some Naruto x Sasuke headcanons I love to believe are true💞
Naruto bought a garden style house with a backyard and a tree on the outskirts of Konoha so that Sasuke can bask in the sun without anyone watching him
Sasuke learnt how to make ramen from scratch with Teuchi’s help so that he could surprise Naruto on his birthday
Naruto loves kissing Sasuke on his shoulder blades because he knows that weakens Sasuke
Sasuke loves how ticklish Naruto is and whenever he wants something to go his way, he starts a tickling fight
Naruto learns how to clean up after himself because he knows how strict Sasuke is about cleanliness
Sasuke loves cuddling Naruto as the big spoon and showering his face with kisses
Naruto knows Sasuke is not comfortable with PDA so he refrains from holding his hand no matter how much he wishes to
Sasuke knows how much Naruto yearns for reassurance and ends up holding his hand which makes Naruto smile brighter than the sun
Naruto kisses Sasuke’s knuckles whenever he can
Sasuke blushes looking at Naruto’s naked torso despite the fact that they have been together for years especially since Naruto became ripped over the years
Naruto makes the house a mini-zoo with cats, dogs and serpents being rescued all the time by him
Sasuke is on board with it
The house has a lot of photos of them, their friends and teachers
Iruka is the happiest to finally see them together
Sasuke has an arsenal of seductive weapons to destroy Naruto’s will, including the hooded eye look
Naruto loves Sasuke’s rinnegan and kisses his eyes everyday
Sasuke scavenged the remains of the Uchiha compound to find some things with Naruto
Naruto surprised Sasuke with a picture of his family and a picture of him and Itachi that he found at the Uchiha district
Sasuke loves to snuggle up to Naruto’s neck
Naruto runs hot which Sasuke loves
Sasuke starts making the dishes his mother made for him as a child to give Naruto a taste of his childhood
Naruto loves having Sasuke’s friends over and this warms Sasuke’s heart
Sasuke loves marking Naruto’s back with his nails and love bites on his neck
Naruto loves leaving bite marks on Orochimaru’s curse mark which makes Sasuke emotional
Naruto is bashful and shy about his relationship with Sasuke
Sasuke loves showing off his love bites in public with a resting bitch face
Naruto adores the way Sasuke calls him Dobe
Sasuke is the one to encourage Naruto into therapy
When they fight, Sasuke is the one to end it first because his heart aches
Naruto ends fights just as quickly and they resolve it calmly
With the help of Orochimaru’s research, Naruto and Sasuke welcomed Kawaki and planned for more babies (this is completely different from Boruto)
Naruto is the kinkier one between the two and loves trying new things with Sasuke
Sasuke, being the diva that he is, makes sure that Naruto begs before he agrees
Naruto’s all consuming love for Sasuke never ends
Sasuke fears the day he’ll die because he can no longer tolerate being away from Naruto for long
Naruto loves surprising Sasuke with little gifts
Sasuke brings trinkets from his travels to decorate the house
Kakashi realises how similar Naruto is to Minato when he sees him being domestic with Sasuke
Sasuke gets jealous of Gaara’s love for Naruto until he starts dating Lee (he is still apprehensive)
Their friends hate when either of them get drunk because they love to wax love poetries about each other (and their bodies)
Naruto loves being a father so much that he runs back home from work everyday to be with his kids
Sasuke slowly takes up the role of being stay-at-home parent until a mission calls for him, and somewhere, it heals him to bring up own his children and watch them grow, celebrating their achievements
Naruto abolishes child ninjas and raises the Genin age to 20 in order to destroy the concept of child soldiers
Sasuke helps open a orphanage and makes Iruka and Kurenai the heads
Naruto and Sasuke go out on dates every week and love spoiling with other with soft forms of love
Feel free to add more if you feel like it 🫂
